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Posted on Aug 12th, 2011
re: 0812-the-crap-we-missed-17 (19 comments)

Just another case of management becoming too far removed from labor. You know Tony Soprano’s out of practice when knocking out a couple teeth breaks his own arm.

Posted on Aug 8th, 2011
re: 0808-justin-bieber-selena-gomez-teen-choice-02 (3 comments)

Holy shit, when did Maple Christ start looking so much more masculine???

I say go ahead and let America get even stupider. Then I’ll look better by comparison!

Posted on Aug 1st, 2011
re: Selena Gomez Sunbathing Topless
(For The Most Part)
(79 comments)

Hey Alex, want to check out my wand? So far I only know one spell–it makes me feel fantastic and you feel ashamed and disappointed.

Posted on Jul 26th, 2011
re: Justin Bieber and His Dad Got Matching Jesus Tattoos (69 comments)

The waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Move: Homicidal Lohan

Posted on Jul 13th, 2011
re: 0713-casey-anthony-disguise-01 (7 comments)

Cheer up, friend! When we get home, a high-quality prosthesis will have you looking good as new!

Posted on Jul 12th, 2011
re: 0712-teen-mom-farrah-bikini-14 (10 comments)

Sorry, honey, they’re just for show. You won’t find what you’re looking for in there.

Posted on Jul 11th, 2011
re: 0711-the-crap-we-missed-21 (26 comments)

B. Rodriguez, eh? Now that’s a shiny metal ass I’d be willing to bite.

Posted on Jul 11th, 2011
re: 0711-the-crap-we-missed-36 (49 comments)

If she isn’t the young female Messiah, I don’t know what to believe anymore…