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Sophie: “These flowers are beautiful, and such an exotic scent. What’s your secret?”
RayJ: “You’re soaking in it.”

Ms. Holland was not paid off. She was dealt with via the much more dignified route of extortion. Either she recant her accusations and stand by Lilo’s version, or it’s front-page tabloid exclusives about her secret romantic rendezvous’ with super-stud Michael Lohan.
The clock is slowly winding down to the finale of this sad tale, It is only a matter of time until real innocent blood is spilled because of these blithering dolts. What a waste of protoplasm.

I truly weep for television as a whole. So much of the “hot! new!” programs are nothing more than catalogs of human misery. The audiences of these visual atrocities are mostly folk happy to see people worse off than themselves (“We’re bad, but, damn, look at them! I feel much better about our situation now.”).
Even Animal Planet is getting in on the act; so much of there programming now involves humans being attacked/ eaten/ infected by members of our native fauna.
On the bright side, the internet blogs have lots to talk about.

Don’t beat yourself up. Just accept that there is justice only in the afterlife.
God isn’t dead, just bored with us.
Once again I state the obvious: this will only end in death for ah innocent.

And so the long slow march to E! True Hollywood Storyland begins. In about a year we’ll be cackling at his frequent drunken escapades, assuming Paris Hilton doesn’t completely snap and start slaughtering all of these publicity-hogging nobodies. Starting with herself, natch.

Well, this solves the mystery of who the innocent life ended by this drug-addled, idiocy-enabled waste of protoplasm will be. On the plus side, E! will have a new series to debut during holiday sweeps.
Ian Malcolm just called; he said screw the dinosaurs, this is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.

“Although in her defense, it’ll probably kind of suck when they inevitably catch her nailing a pedestrian.”
You gotta believe the paps will continue to hound her for that one reason. How much cash do you think there would be for the exclusive first photos of Lindsay behind the wheel of the ‘death-car?’ Not to mention the publicity and perks the lucky photog would receive (speaking engagements; appearances on ‘TMZ,’ ‘Inside Edition,’ and E!; cushy job at Fox).]
Forget the dead pool; let’s help them come up with witty excuses for the inevitable. Me first: Obviously the accelerator jammed while she was texting Bible verses to hungry orphans in Bosnia.

I stand by my earlier opinion that this story is headed for one inevitable conclusion: the death of this poor wretch and/ or several innocents, followed by hand-wringing and phony apologetics from the people that could have stopped it sooner. A real shame considering the potential she once showed.

Let us not forget to give full honors and credit to MTV, the pioneering music video television network that at some point decided to eschew music videos in place of assorted painfully inept reality show/ pseudo-reality show projects designed to unleash the lowest common denominators of our society upon the most impressionable, resulting in generations to come that believe things like “The Hills,” “Jersey Shore,” and “Teen Mom” are how life should play out..
If only we could maintain a straight face while bragging to our enemies that they cannot win while these icons of our culture live.

I would comment at length, but the venom and bile on display is adequate. The only thing I feel regret about is the pitiable end she is headed for, followed by the irritating parade of self-serving “memorial” media stops everyone in her clown-car of a family will inflict upon us.
The only good part: ‘The Soup’ will; have fodder for years to come.