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Posted on May 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.7.14 (45 comments)

Why does she look like the blonde from Wilson Phillips in the early 90′s? Grow that shit out already.

Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013
re: We Get It, Kim Kardashian, You're Lactating (37 comments)

So, is she just intensely constipated since she popped out the kid, or has she already had a super-facelift (on top of all the botox and other shit)? Mahgah, make a damned facial expression already.

You know that if he had ridden his bike into her vehicle while it was moving and it was HIS FAULT, he still would’ve sued hardcore, like all the pappfucktards do. She doesn’t seem that hurt, but I wish she would sue his balls off just to make a point.

Oh, little Jenny Humphrey… you were a poser in Blair Waldorf’s club of minions, and now you’re posing as an angry teen mallcore wannabe at New York Fashion week. Didn’t they tell you that you won’t find Hot Topic among the list of designers at NYFW?

Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013
re: Lady Gaga: The 20th Annual Watermill Center Summer Benefit (2 comments)

She’s not wearing that much… her skintone looks uneven like some of it came off, the blush looks smeared, and the eyes look rubbed off. Either it’s last night’s makeup, or she totally got laid just before these photos.