re: We Get It, Kim Kardashian, You're Lactating (37 comments)
So, is she just intensely constipated since she popped out the kid, or has she already had a super-facelift (on top of all the botox and other shit)? Mahgah, make a damned facial expression already.
re: Nicole Kidman Is Made From A Stronger Space Age Polymer Than I Thought (12 comments)
You know that if he had ridden his bike into her vehicle while it was moving and it was HIS FAULT, he still would’ve sued hardcore, like all the pappfucktards do. She doesn’t seem that hurt, but I wish she would sue his balls off just to make a point.
re: Taylor Momsen Is Still Doing That Topless Raccoon Eye Stuff, Everything's Fine (15 comments)
Oh, little Jenny Humphrey… you were a poser in Blair Waldorf’s club of minions, and now you’re posing as an angry teen mallcore wannabe at New York Fashion week. Didn’t they tell you that you won’t find Hot Topic among the list of designers at NYFW?
re: Lady Gaga: The 20th Annual Watermill Center Summer Benefit (2 comments)
She’s not wearing that much… her skintone looks uneven like some of it came off, the blush looks smeared, and the eyes look rubbed off. Either it’s last night’s makeup, or she totally got laid just before these photos.