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Posted on Feb 22nd
re: Megan Fox & Michael Bay Need Each Other (21 comments)

What?! No, Sieg Heil?…..back to the camp Megan

Posting those photos is one of the sickest things you’ve ever done.

Posted on Oct 26th, 2012
re: Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Actually Seen Together in Public (10 comments)

Suddenly Chris, Gwyneth, and Apple realize other people could see them.

Kim’s a shoe-in for the preparation H audition.

Posted on Mar 16th, 2011
re: Emma Watson is a Handsome Little Fella (72 comments)

It looks like Duckie slipped Molly Ringwald a RUFFIE

Posted on Mar 11th, 2011
re: 0311-lindsay-lohan-double-chin-01 (2 comments)

when Lindsay gets off the coke she’ll be a shoe for narrator of a starving kids in Africa commerical

Posted on Feb 25th, 2011
re: BREAKING: Jessica Simpson Exercised (56 comments)

In other news……Yale files a cease and desist order against Jessica Simpson. The school is concerned her association will the college will have an even greater impact on their reputation than George W. Bush.

Posted on Feb 25th, 2011
re: Hey, Look, I Committed a War Crime! (84 comments)

Princess Leia: The cave is collapsing.
Han Solo: This is no cave.

Posted on Feb 23rd, 2011
re: Ashton Kutcher Might Ghostbust (52 comments)

“He was wearing a red argyle sweater and tan trousers.”

“No, he’s not retarded.”

Posted on Feb 11th, 2011
re: Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance (141 comments)

They look like evil characters from some cheesy SciFi movie