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Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (10 comments)

Looks like Greta Gremlin is having a Chico’s kind of day.

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (7 comments)

Bless her for being so brave about the scoliosis.

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (15 comments)

Stands for Spanx, Wires, and Vacu-suction

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (13 comments)

Ed IhavenoHarris. BAM. Nailed it.

Posted on Jul 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (6 comments)

All these non-talented semi-famous people keep showing up at each other’s parties. They probably think it’s a supportive circle, but it’s really more like a vortex. A suck vortex.

Posted on Jul 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (21 comments)

That’s a pretty fancy curtain for her crab circus.

Posted on May 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.22.14 (27 comments)

“…What if that gypsy woman’s curse was real?”

Posted on May 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.9.14 (19 comments)

So is it the entire nation that Prince Charles is ordering to have a bath, or just Katie Price?

Posted on May 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.9.14 (18 comments)

I think the last face lift pulled his eyelids back a bit too far.

Posted on Mar 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.13.14 (20 comments)

Once Andre Leon Talley dies, he’ll be allowed to wear a full cape.