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Are you kidding me? I think she looks great for just having had a baby a few months ago. She has been busting her ass and I think that is awesome. Go Hillary!

No ya’ll, she’s not fat, she’s just defrosting her Thanksgiving turkey under her dress. Multitasking!

“Hi little baby. I hope you taste like lo mein.”

“It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way.”

Just heard that Casey will still be on probation for a year from the fraud charges she pled guilty to. So that means she’ll have to stay in Orlando for a year. What a year of hell that is going to be for her. She won’t be able to get a job, and people will torture her. She won’t be able to go anywhere without “Baby Killer!” being yelled at her…GOOD!

The trial was in Orlando but the jurors were from the Tampa area. But Florida sucks when it comes to most things anyway.

I think her head might have exploded…that’s probably what you heard…

Hmm, not guilty of anything except lying about everything…pretty interesting.

So people wonder what the difference is between Chris and Charlie:

Charlie Sheen is a wife beater on drugs, Chris Brown is a girlfriend beater not on drugs (assuming). Charlie Sheen has shown remorse in the past (even if he didn’t mean it), Chris Brown can’t seem to even FAKE remorse. I mean, come on, Chris! FAKE IT, at least. I don’t care how many times he is asked about Rihanna, he needs to have a stock answer dripping with remorse and regret. He’s such a cocky prick. And so is Charlie Sheen, but I don’t see Charlie Sheen breaking windows and acting like a spoiled baby.

If Santa Claus was a drag queen…