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Why in the hell is she smiling like that when she has a mouth full of candy corn?

Charlie Sheen should really be careful. I hear the original Darrin from “Bewitched” got fired for a similar tirade.

As the saying goes, when one door closes, some other guy sticks his junk in Shakira’s “window.”

Word on the street is it’s not even a tattoo, but rather the trigger for the t-shirt cannon that is her vagina.