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Fuck that, what about some sort of emergency legislation so we don’t have to look at butt-ugly shoes or booties or whatever the fuck she’s wearing?

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate (17 comments)

I hear the Ty-D-Bowl man is looking to sell…

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate (17 comments)

I would’ve said it’s also really, really bad for the rear seam of his pants given ho much weight he’s gained. And as you so rightly point out, his balance/form is terrible.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate (17 comments)

So re-enacting any scene from Under Seige on a boat while at sea will instantly turn you into a bloated, modern-day version of Steven Seagal? All of a sudden looking into the mirror and saying “Candyman” five times seems pretty fucking harmless.

Don’t forget earplugs. If he starts to sing that’s another violation right there.

Plus, citizens/civilians don’t have a policy about chokeholds being illegal! Any chance he’s asthmatic opleasepleasepleaseplease?

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (32 comments)

I love you. That is all.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (29 comments)

I was gonna go with ‘The Great Fatsby”, but whatever.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

Silly, that’s because George Bush isn’t an arbiter of taste.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: We Lost James Garner (1928 - 2014) (39 comments)

McQueen was an asshole, hands down. He was incredibly cheap, so if you wanted him in your film, you had to outfit him from briefs on out, and he not only got to dictate what he wore, he got to keep all the clothing after the film wrapped. And I say “clothing”, not costumes, because what he wore in The Great Escape was hip ‘n’ casual 60′s California daywear. He stood out like a ridiculous sweat-shirted sore thumb in a camp full of uniformed POWs, and they had to write a stupid excuse for his somehow being captured in mufti into the screenplay.

Too bad that among such an amazing group of professionals on that shoot not one iota of that rubbed off on him.