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Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (12 comments)

Oh, Christ, yes. It looks like it wants to be a life raft when it grows up.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

Yeah, I heard that’s how Aileen Wournos got her start.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

Hey, you left out “breathing”.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

Sparky, both you and Joe sound like great dads, because when you’ve needed to put your hands on your kids it’s to move them out of harms’ way or just get their attention – you’ve both done nothing that would make them cry from any sort of physical pain or fear you in future.

People like Peterson, Bush et al have never grasped that if you hit something hard enough, it will break. In the abstract I can look at them and say that in many ways they’re broken men who have no fucking clue how poorly they’ve been put back together, but when there’s a one year old, a four year old, whatever, in reach of their hands and a tree branch/belt/rider mower, then I want them out of that house 5 minutes ago until they can truly understand what the fuck is wrong with their thinking.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

Still having flashbacks from RichPort, Fish?

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

LOL, “goldfish”.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (56 comments)

Oh, just wait until you get a load of this little Christian “manual” on child-rearing called…wait for it…How To Train Up Your Child. Title kind says it all, huh?

Just let me know whether your first reaction was to projectile vomit or start loading a gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/07/child-abuse-ban_n_4232693.html

Uh…medical Jack Daniels? Fuckin’ sign me up, baby!

Because while patriotism used to be the last refuge of a scoundrel, it’s now been replaced by Christianity.

She deserves to own both their asses for their next three to five lives. I still can’t figure out what the fuck Cohen was thinking to let someone 1) who reportedly isn’t a surgeon and 2) who didn’t have a signed consent form from the patient, anywhere near her.