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Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.3.12 (30 comments)

Listen, Arnie: we all know India smells weird, but try to be adult about it, okay?

Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.3.12 (30 comments)

The face says, ‘I feel sexy,’ while the body says, ‘What do you mean you ran out of Lil’ Smokies already?’

Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.2.12 (26 comments)

Coco toe.

Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.2.12 (22 comments)

So cod pieces are back in? Or is this just a drag thing?

Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.2.12 (28 comments)

Sad Jake is sad.

Posted on Jan 31st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.30.12 (41 comments)

He looks like the love child of Billy Idol and Beck, which is really a shame that he isn’t, because he would inevitably have been super rad.

Posted on Jan 31st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.30.12 (15 comments)

Something about this picture tells me that Maria is very intelligent and has a lot of important things to say.

Posted on Jan 31st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.30.12 (24 comments)

“So then Kris says, ‘Kim will only do it with men if their girth is at least this size. HAHAHA Just kidding! Please fuck my daughter. And film it.’”

Posted on Jan 31st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.30.12 (21 comments)

I love her. But sadly, I also loved the 23498 minks that it took to make up those fake lashes. RIP minks :(