re: Here's Coco's Giant Anus Because F*ck It (32 comments)
I’m rooting for you, bikini. You can do it!
re: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Married (18 comments)
So… do we start a countdown for something? Adoption, Affair, divorce, death, etc.? Transcending to a higher plane of existence?
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (41 comments)
You forgot Ozzy Osbourne.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)
So she’s transforming into Madonna? Soon there will be two battling for the souls.
re: Nina Dobrev's In A Bikini, Probably Banging Alexander Ludwig (10 comments)
Guy from Vikings! Would bang.
I’d ask if she’s gained weight, but that might be admitting I’d watched the Vampire Diaries at some point… damn it. It was a long time ago. Anyway, she looks good and her face is always stunning.
re: Rihanna's Touching Her Vagina Because 'School Kills.' Sure, Why Not? (9 comments)
I thought her fingers were labia for awhile.
re: Jared Leto's Penis Is A Massive Roman Guard (13 comments)
I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck his dick looks like to be described as “a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.” I don’t know if I’m hoping she didn’t know what that helmet looks like or not. Tom will find out and then not share it because Xenu wouldn’t like that. Stupid Scientology bff’s.
re: What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now? (13 comments)
That’s the filter. Tina Fey looks much younger than Lohan…
re: So Daryl Dixon Might Be Gay (88 comments)
Didn’t the actor talk about Daryl being asexual? I thought that would be interesting. Anyway, just don’t kill him off or royally fuck up the character.
re: Kendall Jenner's Threatening To Sue Waitress Who Allegedly Wouldn't Serve Her Booze (20 comments)
She was raised better than that.
She was raised to make up a story about the waitress saying something offensive and then do an ugly cry on camera, and finally steal the soul. This is just weak.