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re: Here's Coco's Giant Anus Because F*ck It (32 comments)

I’m rooting for you, bikini. You can do it!

RIP

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are Married (18 comments)

So… do we start a countdown for something? Adoption, Affair, divorce, death, etc.? Transcending to a higher plane of existence?

Posted on Aug 28th
re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (41 comments)

You forgot Ozzy Osbourne.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)

So she’s transforming into Madonna? Soon there will be two battling for the souls.

Guy from Vikings! Would bang.

I’d ask if she’s gained weight, but that might be admitting I’d watched the Vampire Diaries at some point… damn it. It was a long time ago. Anyway, she looks good and her face is always stunning.

I thought her fingers were labia for awhile.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: Jared Leto's Penis Is A Massive Roman Guard (13 comments)

I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck his dick looks like to be described as “a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.” I don’t know if I’m hoping she didn’t know what that helmet looks like or not. Tom will find out and then not share it because Xenu wouldn’t like that. Stupid Scientology bff’s.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: What Did Lindsay Lohan F*ck Up Now? (13 comments)

That’s the filter. Tina Fey looks much younger than Lohan…

Posted on Aug 16th
re: So Daryl Dixon Might Be Gay (88 comments)

Didn’t the actor talk about Daryl being asexual? I thought that would be interesting. Anyway, just don’t kill him off or royally fuck up the character.

She was raised better than that.

She was raised to make up a story about the waitress saying something offensive and then do an ugly cry on camera, and finally steal the soul. This is just weak.