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Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (17 comments)

What? Flash frozen?

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (17 comments)

Kathy Griffin can now get tons of work as a male Kathy Griffin impersonator.

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (10 comments)

“So let me get this straight–no pun intended–you want me to put this thing into that thing?”

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (19 comments)

“Oh come on, it’s just a little embalming fluid. For sexy time.”

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.21.14 (29 comments)

“No Mrs. Connery I expect you to die!”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (18 comments)

“Can I get this flop out of the way so I can get a headstart on the junket for my next flop, ‘Annie?’”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (11 comments)

“They told me I had to appear with f*ggots like you to rehab my image. So that’s done. Any n*gger whores at these things? You’re thinking about my dick, aren’t you?”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (8 comments)

“No, no, not looking for a loose ball. I’m running from 18 years of obligation to a person I created because I just had to fuck an old costar who doesn’t believe in what rhymes with ‘smishmortion.’ You know how it is.”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (16 comments)

“I’m wearing black. Does that count?”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (32 comments)

“I’m going to give it a virus.”