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Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (17 comments)

“Pardon, I said I don’t eat foods made by people genetically incapable of making more than 30,000 pounds a year, not that you weigh 30– Oh, bullocks.”

Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (13 comments)

“Fucking Democrats and their socialist parking meters.”

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (10 comments)

If by posing with fans you mean picking them up by the neck and tossing them at people like so many mackerels at the Seattle Fish Market, then this is a great example of stars giving back.

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (15 comments)

Might not be the wisest choice for a personal trainer, Sean.

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (13 comments)

SON: “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?”
JACK: “No, but I did tons of coke under it and got you, you little shit.”

Posted on Dec 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (17 comments)

*Dog thinks*: No, no lady. The way it works is, I hump YOUR leg.

Posted on Dec 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (14 comments)

“Sorry it took so long to get here! I had to convince him I looked better in this skirt than he did.”

Posted on Dec 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (47 comments)

Meh. Her sister is hotter. Only thing is, her sister is plastic and easily deflated.

Posted on Dec 6th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.6.13 (27 comments)

Her other hand is either reaching for his dick or his wallet. And he’s all out of dick.

Posted on Dec 6th, 2013
re: Smiling. (6 comments)

Ok, on the count of three everyone say, “Paternity Suit!”