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Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (18 comments)

“Can I get this flop out of the way so I can get a headstart on the junket for my next flop, ‘Annie?’”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.11.14 (11 comments)

“They told me I had to appear with f*ggots like you to rehab my image. So that’s done. Any n*gger whores at these things? You’re thinking about my dick, aren’t you?”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (8 comments)

“No, no, not looking for a loose ball. I’m running from 18 years of obligation to a person I created because I just had to fuck an old costar who doesn’t believe in what rhymes with ‘smishmortion.’ You know how it is.”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (16 comments)

“I’m wearing black. Does that count?”

Posted on Jul 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.14.14 (32 comments)

“I’m going to give it a virus.”

Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (17 comments)

“Pardon, I said I don’t eat foods made by people genetically incapable of making more than 30,000 pounds a year, not that you weigh 30– Oh, bullocks.”

Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.27.14 (13 comments)

“Fucking Democrats and their socialist parking meters.”

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (10 comments)

If by posing with fans you mean picking them up by the neck and tossing them at people like so many mackerels at the Seattle Fish Market, then this is a great example of stars giving back.

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (15 comments)

Might not be the wisest choice for a personal trainer, Sean.

Posted on Dec 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (13 comments)

SON: “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?”
JACK: “No, but I did tons of coke under it and got you, you little shit.”