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Not pictured: Meghan McCain handing out flyers of this pic with the caption, “This isn’t me.”

Yet somehow I get the feeling she’s not very fragrant.

She’s the gnomon on a bitchy sun dial.

Donald Trump has an actual event for his racism now?

“So Zach kept kinda, you know, pushing it toward my face and I’m like, nooooo…”

At least four people in this picture would bend over immediately at J.J. Abrams’ request.

Harrison Ford Thought Bubble: “I couldn’t walk down Santa Monica Blvd in ’78 without getting a blowjob. When do they let the white guys speak?”

Seven of Eighty-Five.

The look that says, “marriages are collateral damage.”

My penis will never come close to anything that exquisite. Oh wait, just did.