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Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (10 comments)

lol. Fair enough.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (13 comments)

how are those legs supporting that structure???

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (11 comments)

God, when i said I’d love to pork Irina Shayk in the ocean apparently I wasn’t specific enough…sigh

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (10 comments)

for just $5 I’ll kick you in the nuts till you throw up. That’s about the same thing plus it’ll save you $450. Just looking out for a brother.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (10 comments)

Good idea to hold on tight dude, will be hard for her to work a shotgun with just one arm free.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The 2014 MTV Movie Awards (3 comments)

Definitely got S.W.A.G.

Secretly
We
Are
Gay

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The 2014 MTV Movie Awards (4 comments)

“Fuck you Asshole Kutcher” – Sincerely, the Internet.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The 2014 MTV Movie Awards (5 comments)

was going to say she looks surprisingly good….but then the wafting strands of underarm hair caught my eye and a shudder ran down my spine.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The 2014 MTV Movie Awards (1 comments)

“yea…. I’m just gonna accidentally sprinkle some of the magnums around…ooops….’call me nicole…’”

wait wait wait….you mean I shouldn’t trust my kids health to advice from THIS woman??