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Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (2 comments)

yup. always would/wood.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: Selena Gomez Butt Cheeks (6 comments)

When they do the scissor move there’s the risk of Carpet Burn on the outer thigh. Depends on angle and surface.

The more you know.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (20 comments)

uuu huh hu uu huh hu stickem
uuu huh hu uu huh hu stickem!
$3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I’m a stuff my face to a funky beat!

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (10 comments)

..I was gonna correct the spelling of Through to Throw, but then thought fuckit, whats the odds that this guido could spell either of them right.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (10 comments)

“Daddy, mommy’s sleeping on the ground again.”
“here go clean up, and through the bottles in the right bin this time.”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)

Miley? Shrimp or get the fuck out.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (8 comments)

I imagine this interview panel being the growliest, most unintelligible one ever given.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (28 comments)

“ding* You’ve got bleechhh

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (15 comments)

Bad Post. Wrong Preposition. AT = IS.

Posted on Jul 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.16.14 (15 comments)

From Tender Loving Care to Shit We Vvfat… Shouldn’t have chased those chocolate waterfalls.