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Posted on Sep 15th
re: Nicki Minaj Doesn't Want You To See This Photo (39 comments)

If it helps, I don’t want to see that photo either.

When Kanyesus says stand up out of your Wheelchair, you dig deep and believe mutherf*ker! Stand on those wobbly healed legs! Can I get a halleluiah! Can I get an Ay-kanye! You are healed! believe! Now jump and dance to this song about how I’m better than Ray-J.

Posted on Sep 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (10 comments)

Given her wild days those may not even BE panties, just an untanned patchy snatchy.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (15 comments)

Yo mama so ugly her hair be tryin to get away from her face!

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (11 comments)

“guys, can I get a real chair? Guys? Anyone? I created Bobby’s World man… Bobby’s world……anyone?”

Posted on Aug 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (30 comments)

Give it some time, I’m sure you’ll be able to Trot some out.

Mayweather can afford to hire Morgan Freeman to read from behind a curtain while he lip syncs about thing one and thing two.

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: Mariah Carey Shut Nick Cannon The Hell Up (17 comments)

Harriet Tubman would be proud Nick. Keep the faith.

Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)

7 Years! wow. Longer than my last marriage. You may be my healthiest relationship ever. Now… how about some mornin bewbs.

Posted on Aug 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.14.14 (19 comments)

lol. win.