re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 3.6.14 (11 comments)
in every picture of a hot woman, there’s jesse in the background shouting “magnets bitch”
re: Miley Cyrus Blew Abe Lincoln Now (18 comments)
I guess it’s only fair, he got shot in the head, he gets to shoot into her head… she’s being fairly patriotic.
re: THE HUMAN TORCH IS BLACK! OHMYGODD!!! (71 comments)
I bet he wasn’t black BEFORE he caught fire the first time.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (17 comments)
listen up GaGa… squaw no sing. Squaw gettum firewood.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (35 comments)
pretty sure he’s just trolling us all. i mean…no one can be THAT douchey.
re: Shia LaBeouf Is A Douche In A Bag (35 comments)
Until he wears a penis as a nose, he’s just an amateur.
re: Woody Allen Can Write Open Letters, Too (59 comments)
This video pretty much says how I feel about this fucker.
re: Naked Micaela Schaefer Wearing Only Heart-Shaped Pasties (4 comments)
Now this is a version of “UP” I’d gladly see.
re: It's Time To Get Baptized In The Holy Sizzurp! #Bbare #livin4him #JCisMyPimp (30 comments)
B-Boy in this… MapleSizzupy, all through your body
Bite Nips like a twelve year old shorty
Uh, feel me!
And God said he should send his one begotten Canadian son
to lead the wild into the ways of the man
Follow me; eat my flesh, flesh and my flesh
Come with me, Hail Mary
Run quick beibs, what do we have here
Now, do you wanna fly high or die
La dadada, la la la la
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.3.14 (11 comments)
Which one is Kylie?