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Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (13 comments)

What the fuck is this? Are you trying to hurt Fish’s feelings?

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (12 comments)

“99 homes, but I ain’t got one…”

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (9 comments)

“Yes, i fucking heard, ok?”

Posted on Aug 20th
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)

I’ve been reading this worthless goddamn site for 6 years and have fucking loved it more and more each and every day that goes by. You are my morning coffee companion, and my evening boob-filled sanctuary. Congrats Fish, and keep it coming.

She has the legs of a 50 year-old.

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (7 comments)

What in the name of Reese Witherspoon is going on here?

Posted on Aug 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.5.14 (12 comments)

“Hey Antonio, how’s divorce treating you?”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (16 comments)

Wow, Steven Tyler has luscious breasts.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

ZOMG THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! PROBABLY THE BEST JOKE ABOUT A MASS CASUALTY AIR DISASTER I’VE READ ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, YOU’D HAVE SEX WITH HER BY BREAKING HER INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND SENDING HER SCREAMING TO HER DEATH FROM 33,000 FEET!!!!!!! NOT ENOUGH LULZ IN THE WORLD FOR YOU SIR!!!!!!!!

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

Phone home.