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Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

ZOMG THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!! PROBABLY THE BEST JOKE ABOUT A MASS CASUALTY AIR DISASTER I’VE READ ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, YOU’D HAVE SEX WITH HER BY BREAKING HER INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND SENDING HER SCREAMING TO HER DEATH FROM 33,000 FEET!!!!!!! NOT ENOUGH LULZ IN THE WORLD FOR YOU SIR!!!!!!!!

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

Phone home.

Posted on Jun 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.26.14 (12 comments)

They also have the same slight penis bulge.

Posted on Jun 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.16.14 (27 comments)

TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO WWWWWEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Jun 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.13.14 (24 comments)

Oh God, Chelsea… Oh, no no no no no no… just… fucking hell no.

Posted on Jun 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.11.14 (10 comments)

Madame Tussauds really outdid themselves with this one.

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (8 comments)

Yep. Still would.

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (14 comments)

Thinking about it…

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (13 comments)

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Posted on May 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.30.14 (17 comments)

Does this mustache make my penis look small?