re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (18 comments)
It’s like if January Jones ate food. Or could feel human emotion. Or, y’know, boobs…
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.23.14 (24 comments)
re: George Zimmerman Rescued A Family From A Truck Crash. Yes, That George Zimmerman. (102 comments)
So a racist cop saves somebody from an overturned car? Still a better story than when Paul Haggis sharted it out in Crash.
re: Justin Bieber's Still A Spitter (24 comments)
He went to the Columbus Zoo before the concert, pissed a bunch of people off when they shut down the star attraction polar bear exhibit just for him, and we didn’t even get a good mauling out of it.
Then again, an angry (hero) polar bear could tear out his vocal cords and I’m kinda doubting it would hinder his live performance…
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage on The Set of 'The Client List' (8 comments)
…and they will be SPECTACULAR…
re: To The Detectives Investigating Rihanna's Murder, She Was With Chris Brown Last Night (13 comments)
I think I’d be more impressed if Captain Cardoor there had managed to cut the tag off the sleeve of his brand new sport coat. Whaddayou, going to your first bar mitzvah?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.17.12 (88 comments)
Suddenly Lisa Marie’s marriage just got a WHOLE lot creepier… What’s the lesbian version of an Oedipal complex called?
re: Janice Dickinson Making Out With Pornstar James Deen (11 comments)
I’ve seen Deen stick his dick in some horrifying places, but even he has his limits.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.29.12 (25 comments)
Wow. Two bags of shit. Don’t see that every day.