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I think I’d be more impressed if Captain Cardoor there had managed to cut the tag off the sleeve of his brand new sport coat. Whaddayou, going to your first bar mitzvah?

Suddenly Lisa Marie’s marriage just got a WHOLE lot creepier… What’s the lesbian version of an Oedipal complex called?

I’ve seen Deen stick his dick in some horrifying places, but even he has his limits.

Wow. Two bags of shit. Don’t see that every day.