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Posted on Apr 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (18 comments)

It’s like if January Jones ate food. Or could feel human emotion. Or, y’know, boobs…

Posted on Jan 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.23.14 (24 comments)


So a racist cop saves somebody from an overturned car? Still a better story than when Paul Haggis sharted it out in Crash.

Posted on Jul 16th, 2013
re: Justin Bieber's Still A Spitter (24 comments)

He went to the Columbus Zoo before the concert, pissed a bunch of people off when they shut down the star attraction polar bear exhibit just for him, and we didn’t even get a good mauling out of it.

Then again, an angry (hero) polar bear could tear out his vocal cords and I’m kinda doubting it would hinder his live performance…

…and they will be SPECTACULAR…

I think I’d be more impressed if Captain Cardoor there had managed to cut the tag off the sleeve of his brand new sport coat. Whaddayou, going to your first bar mitzvah?

Posted on Sep 28th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.17.12 (88 comments)

Suddenly Lisa Marie’s marriage just got a WHOLE lot creepier… What’s the lesbian version of an Oedipal complex called?

Posted on Sep 4th, 2012
re: Janice Dickinson Making Out With Pornstar James Deen (11 comments)

I’ve seen Deen stick his dick in some horrifying places, but even he has his limits.

Posted on Jun 29th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.29.12 (25 comments)

Wow. Two bags of shit. Don’t see that every day.