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Posted on Feb 12th
re: Justin Bieber Biting A Stripper's Nipple (22 comments)

There’s a yang to every ying, a nipple biter to every nipple licker, a bla…nevermind.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.19.13 (15 comments)

R.P: Listen, this has been the greatest weekend of my life, but…long term I don’t think this is gonna work out
Guy on left: you mean *choking back tears* are you dumping me?
R.P: Don’t make this harder than It has to be
Guy on left: But I thought you liked it hard.
R.P: GOD! seriously, that’s why no one will ever love you.

They Have shower curtains in Prison?

Posted on Aug 10th, 2013
re: And Now Lady GaGa Doing Some Weird, Naked, Wicker Man-Type Shit (53 comments)

Seems like a promo for a new reality TV show, Celebrities in Cults, all new on Bravo

I was hoping you were gonna say something along the lines of:
Three rings were given to the elves, Seven rings were given to the dwarves, nine rings were given to Johnny Depp, and one, the One Ring, was created by Sauron himself in Mount Doom, and stolen by Johnny Depp.

Posted on Jul 24th, 2013
re: Josie Canseco Bikini Photos: Miami (7 comments)

Close 16.

How is it that whenever Andy dick tries to rape someone in public, no one helps the victim

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (20 comments)

more like

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (20 comments)

Thought it was Robin Williams Disguised as George Sr.