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Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (19 comments)

Buddy the Elf’s slutty sister.

or

Iggy Azalea and the Butt Lantern Corp. recharge their asses on Oa.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (19 comments)

Her being Australian in no way increases the authenticity of her whole affectation.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (19 comments)

A totally manufactured pig’s ass at that.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (12 comments)

Between she, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus modern pop music is a pedophile’s wet dream. They look like hyper-sexualized children.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (19 comments)

I had a seizure trying to follow whose hands were where.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (36 comments)

Our African-American brothers have had it right from the beginning.

Posted on Dec 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (25 comments)

Totally agree. Take the Hit is a classic. Spade was a great stand-up. Much better stand-up than sketch performer or actor. But that was years ago. Like all of Sandler’s friends (with the possible exception of Chris Rock) he went the career path of least effort possible.

Posted on Dec 9th
re: Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News (2 comments)

Taylor Lautner is a gay bar.

If there is one thing the U.S. military will not stand for it’s sexual assault or covering it up… on an individual level. You gotta scale that shit up industrially to get their respect.

Posted on Nov 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.21.14 (13 comments)

Agreed. What the hell is she even famous for? No film has ever succeeded because she was in it. Her most notable part is probably her extended cameo in Horrible Bosses, and only that because it filled many a spank bank to hear her say such filth (mine too). She’s more famous for being Brad Pitt’s ex-wife than anything she’s done since Friends.

Jolie is one of the very, very few bankable lead actresses in Hollywood. She also writes and directs her own films, which have all been pretty well-received. She’s also the face and ambassador for about a thousand charitable organizations including the UN. and has half a dozen kids of her own. By comparison Aniston is a fucking lightweight.