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Posted on Sep 11th
re: And Now The Jared Leto Dick GIF (45 comments)

In the words of Amber Waves, “This is a giant cock.”

Posted on Sep 11th
re: And Now The Jared Leto Dick GIF (45 comments)

This is as offensive and tasteless a comment as I’ve seen in my days here. Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (12 comments)

He’s playing the guy that you just wanted to shut the fuck up in junior year lit class. His character’s name is ” Well, actually…”

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (14 comments)

“Still got some KFC crispins between mah teeth. Fuuuuuuuuck them are good.”

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (19 comments)

“Mariah Carey says hello!” *attempts to strangle Nick Cannon to death but is thwarted by the untimely appearance of a police officer leading to a shoot out in the streets and Nick Cannon turning government witness against Mariah*

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (23 comments)

His appearance is as lazy and self-indulgent as his writing and directing.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.9.14 (42 comments)

Her paying for a facial must’ve seemed an ironic change of pace.

Posted on Sep 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.8.14 (10 comments)

Showing up wherever there’s a showing up to be had.

On one hand you have him giving the same boring, boiler-plate athlete speech that has become the script since MJ. It’s necessary now to depict yourself as a single-minded, monosyllabic automaton craving only victory or the asshats on The Sports Reporters will say you don’t care. They like to forget that Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole that no one can stand to even be around.

On the other hand if someone that unbelievably fucking goofy looking was climbing Mt. Titties on the reg it gives the rest of us hope. As long as we have $150+ million dollars we too might have a shot.

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.28.14 (15 comments)

The MacGruber movie is totally unappreciated. It’s fucking amazing.