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Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (27 comments)

She must’ve accidentally snapped this when handing the phone over at the pawn shop.

Posted on Jun 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (16 comments)

“Oi! Oi, gents. I’m ‘aving a wank, inni? Your tax lucher paid for this private box. I did nuffin’! Thanks mates! “

Posted on Jun 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (16 comments)

Ugh. You can smell the STDs.

Posted on Jun 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.18.14 (8 comments)

It’s weird to say that a person’s ex-girlfriend “really dodged a bullet” and mean it literally.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (14 comments)

Seeing a shark is terrifying.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (6 comments)

Her face just ruins it for me. She really isn’t pretty. It’s not bad enough to ruin her stellar body, but she has a real butter face.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (20 comments)

Her tits look larger and better than ever. Goddamn you bipolar disorder. You’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

Posted on Jun 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (18 comments)

Looks like he wasn’t kidding. He really isn’t famous anymore.

Thank god. If there’s anyone whose word you can trust on the inside dope it’s Smith. It’s not like he’s the male Kathy Griffin. It’s not like he’s burned every bridge in Hollywood and is a hypersensitive, egomaniacal douchebag with with no talent who is about 20 years past his expiration date and who 90% of the industry hates. It’s not like that.

Posted on Jun 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.16.14 (54 comments)

Do you think Kylie looks down the gun barrel of her future as “Khloe 2.0″ and cuts herself? Or I should say, as one of Kris Jenner’s kids, cuts herself more?