re: Lindsay Lohan's Suing 'Grand Theft Auto V' Now (32 comments)
If she continues to employ the esteemed Mark Heller esquire this suit is sure to result in a settlement of millions. For Rock Star.
re: 'He’s going to keep whispering 'Take the shot' into the collar of that coat in the hopes that one day the Sniper Fairy will visit.' (6 comments)
re: Don't Correctly Call Kim & Kanye Bad Parents (21 comments)
It’s cool to see that fashion icon Kanye takes his style pointers from everyone I saw at the flea market this weekend. Keepin’ it mobile home.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.26.13 (11 comments)
“You. You right there. You know I fucked her, right?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.26.13 (9 comments)
Still bringing the canned ham heat.
re: James Franco & Seth Rogen Made A Shot-For-Shot Remake of Kim & Kanye's 'Bound 2' (49 comments)
Anyone that thinks the original was Kanye’s self-aware attempt at self-mockery has no fucking idea who they’re dealing with or what they’re talking about. That is NOT something ‘Kanye to the’ does.
re: Kate Upton Horseback Bikini Photos: Malibu (7 comments)
The horse is thinking the same thing you are. He just gave up vegetarianism.
re: Okay, This Kate Upton Photo Shoot Got Interesting (23 comments)
I’m frequently caught off-guard by how much other women hate Kate Upton. It’s as though they could take being upstaged by the impossibly, unhealthily thin typical model but men fawning over someone with a more average body type (except for those two glorious tittays) is just too much to take. My wife, her friends, and most of the women I work with all hate her guts. They all call her fat.
While I understand this is hardly a consensus I see a lot more of the same on the interwebs. It’s like she’s the canvas upon which women the world over project their own body issues and insecurities. Frankly, I dig it. I love her body type. Rail thin women have never done anything for me. I do not find it attractive in the least. I will take a woman with some solid curves every time.
re: Beyonce's Banned From The Pyramids (24 comments)
Fool. She wasn’t there to sight-see. She was there to bathe in the Lazarus Pit. No one takes Sasha Fierce’s picture pre-Lazarus Pit.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (31 comments)
This was her last year and in another six months.