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Posted on Apr 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.17.14 (24 comments)

Is dressing like the girl you went to high school with who said her mom was her best friend, and took the marching band super seriously, the new hipster shit?

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.17.14 (21 comments)

It’s gotta sting that mom married you off and then put you out to pasture so she could focus on exploiting your barely legal sisters.

Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.17.14 (26 comments)

Where most people feel shame over bodies FAR better than hers, she seems determined to punish everyone with her frump.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Engaged (28 comments)

She dated Brian Urlacher and he got cut. She dated Jim Carrey and his career went in the toilet. Now she’s got her claws in one of the New Kids. Considering he was already C-List she might just kill him.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (10 comments)

The GOP is obviously against the redistribution of wealth, but I wonder if that applies to black people too?

You propose that bill and I bet it flies through the House.

It would be a bad look for Tatum. Unless they back a Brinks truck up to his house it wouldn’t be worth it. He doesn’t need to jump on someone else’s franchise. He’s well on his way to the A-List if he’s not there already. Nobody’s expecting Pitt to show up as fucking Forge.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Engaged (28 comments)

Someone please tell me of anything with a higher ROI or profit margin than fake tits? This idiot, and a thousand more dim tit-hosting systems, would be nothing and nowhere without fake tits. If Warren Buffet had any brains he would use his wealth to supply fake tits to any small-chested 7′s and up for 20% of future earnings.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: Good Morning, Julia Pereira, And Other News (12 comments)

The women you choose to post on here have gotten more and more bizarre while being less and less famous over the years.

You’re the ‘chicks in bikinis’ version of a dude that has spent years and years watching hardcore porn and is so desensitized he can only get off on, like, Korean squirrel rape videos now.

Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye in Phoning it In: Avengers pt. II

Tagline: They never should have fucked him in the first one.

Pretty sure that’s just an old lady and not Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the foreground. Maybe his wife.