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Posted on Sep 19th
re: The Other Models Are Mean To Kendallâ„¢, You Guys (43 comments)

“You seem like a nice enough guy, but…”

Why, thank you. Nothing softens the blow of correction like being a patronizing douche.

Posted on Sep 19th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)

“I’m not trying to be a dick, but…”

*goes on to be 31 flavors of dick*

Not sure if satirical troll or legitimately stupid. Downvoting, just in case it’s the latter.

Posted on Sep 19th
re: The Other Models Are Mean To Kendallâ„¢, You Guys (43 comments)

You’ve got a point with the symmetrical features, but the eyes being too far apart could be a plus if she worked it right, as long as she wasn’t trying to model eyewear.

I never really gave much thought about whether or not Deacon Jones was a terrible person, until I saw the sentence, “Great point, Oh Baby,” and realized he might have a brain tumor, and it’s turned him evil.

I think expecting Concave to have the slightest bit of self-awareness is just questing for failure.

Let’s not be too hasty to back away. The South is pretty crappy.

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Adrian Peterson's Nike Contract Is Suspended (19 comments)

Jesus, it’s got to sting coming out as a fucktard and having six people instantly slam you down. :(

Posted on Sep 17th
re: Reggie Bush 'Harshly' Disciplines His One-Year-Old (72 comments)

Circumcision is not “genital mutilation.” Do not even try to start that retarded debate up.

Posted on Sep 16th
re: On Adrian Peterson And 'Whooping' Kids (214 comments)

You think it’s his chin that he’s stroking? You poor, deluded, naive child.