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Or, if that doesn’t tickle your pickle, because the frequency of white-cop-on-black-suspect violence is WAY MOAR BIGGERER than the opposite?

Pick your goddamn poison.

Because the story you’re talking about was caught on video camera, and clearly shows the kid ignoring the cop’s demands to stay on the ground, GETTING UP after the cop pushed him down, and reaching into his pocket before the officer opened fire, after giving him multiple warnings, while the Ferguson case is going strictly by witness accounts, which anyone who is familiar with Rashomon — which I’m sure you are, you fucking genius, you — knows are unreliable at best and informed entirely by self interest at worse?

Posted on Aug 27th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

Huh. Now that his criminal history has come to light, I keep expecting people to start throwing the word “thug” around like it’s going out of style, but 45 comments later, and nothing.

I wonder what’s different about him. I feel like it’s almost staring me in the face, but I can’t put a finger on it.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: Miley Cyrus' Date To The VMAs Isn't Exactly Homeless (50 comments)

You… you don’t know what a jester is, do you?

There’s also your “just another day in the ghetto” horseshit, “Middle America.” You come across just as sincere as all the Southerners I’ve met who insist the word “n*gger* doesn’t exclusively refer to black people.

Racists jizzed in their pants the day they realized they could say “thug” while meaning “n*gger” and still get their meaning across.

You mean the field behind your trailer?

Well, this is one comment section that certainly won’t turn into a racist shitstorm as soon as welldoneson, Mitch, and Concave get back from their respective Klan meetings.

Posted on Aug 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (16 comments)

If her head/body proportions were actually that size, she’d be the Anticoco.

Posted on Aug 22nd
re: Kirk Cameron's Talking Again (63 comments)

Careful, Fish. You’re going to owe John Travolta another apology.