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I agree completely, except for the “grow out of it” part. People only grow out of things when someone they know steps up and tells them they’re being an idiot. That’s never going to happen with the Beav, and we have years of D-List reality shows and a very special Celebrity Intervention to look forward to.

Say what you will about her music, a chick in a man’s suit and tie is hot.

I’m sorry, but the real story here is the guy with the tattoos and how he’s apparently segmented like an earthworm. How the hell is someone relatively thin AND having hot dog neck?

No, we think you’re butthurt because you’ve come back and won’t shut the fuck up about it. Typically people who aren’t really butthurt don’t see the need to air a manifesto about it.

No, it means if you don’t show up for the fucking classes and do the fucking work — like the people who have taken out loans, are working full-time, or otherwise having to bust their asses to pay tuition because they’re not spoiled, rich actors — you shouldn’t get the grades. Lots of people have to work and go to school at the same time; the school makes no special provisions for them. The school not only should have upheld the professor’s decision to fail him, they should have laughed in Franco’s face when he whined about being treated like an actual student instead of a spoiled brat with a vanity project.

Man, Randy Quaid is looking kind of rough these days.

So, who do you favor in the election? Rick Santorum, with his magical sky fairy and promise to drag us kicking and screaming back into the 1600s? Newt Gingrich, King of the Hypocritical Double Standard? Mitt Romney, who apparently thinks poor people are free range chickens that he doesn’t have to worry about (they have programs to take care of them, you see!)?

Oh, please, God. Please tell me you’re a Ron Paul man. I haven’t laughed at a Randroid all week, and I feel I’m overdue.

Yeah, that hug was OBVIOUSLY like a secret handshake for RADICALISM. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before.

Man, you’d totally let Fox News cornhole you without lube, wouldn’t you?

Poor, poor white men. Controlling everything and having all the money and power is so hard. :(

You know, you ARE allowed to skip the political entries if you don’t want to read them, instead of being a douchey little crybaby in the comment section.