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Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (12 comments)

Ned and Stacey was the SHIT, yo.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (6 comments)

But is it a butt, or an auxiliary forehead?

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (7 comments)

STARS! THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (9 comments)

I guess when you’re a white hot specimen of a man like Leonardo DiCaprio, you can have your pick. #datforehead

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (6 comments)

She… she doesn’t look bad enough to make fun of here.

*pokes her with a stick*

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (36 comments)

Somewhere in that camper, two terrified children are watching a glass of water vibrate on the dashboard.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (17 comments)

It looks like one of those old-fashioned rubber bicycle bulb horns.

And when you squeeze it, it goes, “ZaLOOG-ah!”

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (14 comments)

“I get to use it too, right, dear?”

“Back off, wench.”

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (13 comments)

I honestly don’t think there was really a demand for a second Janice Dickinson.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.22.14 (17 comments)

I don’t know how to process Nicki Minaj when she’s not all spandex and neon.