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Please tell me you mean from when she was alive.

She’s only famous because she’s his child bride, but he’s only famous because he’s married to her. They’re like a human centipede of fame leeching.

“Aaaaaand Pro-me-nade around the floor
Show your butt like a big ol’ whore
Do-si-do with everyone
Do the splits and now you’re done!”

Hey, she cut her feet out for the sack race! NO FAIR!

Is it bad that I just glanced at the picture, said “Ugh, Kardashians,” and moved on?

The new Richard Simmons becomes even creepier when you realize he had to kill the old one and devour his soul.

Busey saw that picture of Keanu earlier and quickly ran a comb through his hair.

When they said Snooki was breast-feeding, I assumed they meant her baby.

Beckham’s teammates rush to save him as Posh’s vagina tractor beams him right out of the stadium.

Whenever anything approaches her face, her mouth just automatically opens to dick-size.