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Posted on Oct 22nd, 2013
re: Paris Hilton: Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch (6 comments)

She brought her TV remote?

Posted on Jul 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.15.13 (15 comments)

Royale with cheese.
Cottage cheese.
Lotta cheese.

Posted on Jul 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.15.13 (22 comments)

Doesn’t ring a bell…

Posted on Jul 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.15.13 (9 comments)

Aaron Hernandez = Not Guilty. Right, Snoop?

Posted on Jun 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.17.13 (21 comments)

So the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
I love that one.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.12.13 (24 comments)

Coke attracts hot train wrecks.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.12.13 (9 comments)

Please mister, take my bag, my watch and my wallet. Now please don’t beat the shit out of me.

Posted on Jun 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.12.13 (19 comments)

Dennis Hopper?

Posted on Jun 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.12.13 (16 comments)

Lindsey Vonn eight months from today?

Posted on May 28th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.28.13 (20 comments)

Her hair stylist should be fired.