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Posted on Aug 24th, 2013
re: Charisma Carpenter Bikini Photos: Malibu (7 comments)

Ah yes, putting fake boobs on this wasted frame, is just like hanging a chandelier in a haunted house. Pretty..but still fucking scary.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (16 comments)

I read the books. Or one of them. There’s some douchebaggery going on with these jackasses.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (33 comments)

He took a whole bunch of ugly flowery sundresses from the 70′s and made a suit out of them. As for the flipflops, maybe some LSD was left on the fabric. He sure looks…happy.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (33 comments)

You wear these kinds of shoes in public showers, like at gyms, or the pool unless you want foot fungus. Since I don’t go to either of those places, I call these flipflops. I wear them to the store, but Hellmart isn’t a movie premeire.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (15 comments)

Sorry GaGa, even if that crystal is magic, it won’t turn a Skeksis into a Gelfling.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (22 comments)

They should give the man a boombox so I’ll know if he’s gonna kill her or wants to fuck her. I can’t tell if that’s his romantic stalker expression or crazy killer one, or if he ate chili for lunch and it’s backing up on him.

Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.23.13 (28 comments)

The Insane Clown Pussy

Posted on Aug 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (20 comments)

Yes he will, just to have something to bitch about for another 4-5 years.
I love him, but that is one fat fuck.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (10 comments)

An elephant’s ass folds, and is this color too. Coincidence? Clearly not.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (17 comments)

Mergg szza brragh derr farrrsshh lorrrmm yuuurrrrdd thhppfft mmmm. Aaaaughhh!
Translation: She won’t shut up and I can’t open my mouth wide enough to bite off her head. Aaaaugh!