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Posted on Dec 15th, 2011
re: Katy Perry Won't Stop Looking Pregnant As Hell And Other News (23 comments)

Go to the Sexy Red-Head link that will take you to theChive – scroll down to #26

My sexy soldier and another hot guy friend told me that I look just like her – but i’m a brunette.

And my DD’s are a little bigger than hers.

Posted on Sep 19th, 2011
re: Peter Dinklage Should Win Every Award Show Every Time (54 comments)

Bahahahahaha!

Posted on Sep 14th, 2011
re: 0914-scarlett-johansson-nude-leaked-photos-11 (25 comments)

Um. Fish. There are big pink stars in my way. I’ll give you a goddamned dollar to move them for me.

Posted on Sep 7th, 2011
re: 0907-ali-lohan-04 (7 comments)

Someone should tell this guy that the long hair isn’t an attractive look for men anymore.

Posted on Sep 6th, 2011
re: Adele Pukes Before Every Performance (84 comments)

every…

Posted on Sep 6th, 2011
re: Adele Pukes Before Every Performance (84 comments)

Every performance, Fish, not ever breath.

Posted on Aug 26th, 2011
re: Sinead O'Connor is Really Horny (126 comments)

I just…threw up…a little bit…

Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
re: 0804-tom-brady-practice-04 (3 comments)

I’m sorry…what in the actual fuck is he crying about?

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011
re: Hugh Hefner Planking (78 comments)

I’d be more impressed if he was owling.

Posted on Jul 29th, 2011
re: 0729-the-crap-we-missed-09 (31 comments)

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?