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What every girl wants. A foil-wrapped chocolate ring with red gummy heart stone. I bet he got so laid that night.

I’m no doctor but if she took off those stupid shoes her foot wouldn’t hurt. Who walks around in underwear and five inch heels? I mean, besides whores?

I’m convinced that ridiculous arm band she’s always wearing is a tracking device so she can’t run away.

How did she get the doile off Mom’s table?

Who is Helen Hunt taking a picture of in the background?

Looks like he shrunk Lenny Kravitz’s hat.

Look at Larry, keeping it real. My son has that same “Ride On” shirt, from Target.

She just forgot to suck it in for this pic.

It looks like she got herself over-excited when she inflated the right one.

“Oh honey, you know what’s happened? I got a runner in my pantyhose. Haha! I’m not wearing pantyhose.”