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Posted on Oct 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.24.14 (9 comments)

“Watch it, bud.”
“Who you calling bud, pal?”
“Who you calling pal, friend?”
“Who you calling friend, jackass?”
“Don’t call me a jackass.”
“I just did call you a jackass.”
“I’m just trying to deliver my balloons!”

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (34 comments)

I swear Jared Leto used to be much more attractive.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Doing Karate (1 comments)

Nic Cage’s son finally has some competition.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

So he got married to inspire people because he loves Kim’s body. I hope my proposal is that romantic.

Posted on Jun 17th
re: Gwyneth & Beyonce Are Going On A Yoga Retreat (35 comments)

“Central Coast” means 1.5 hours north of LA in my hippie new age celebrity filled home town of Ojai. I’ll report back my riveting sightings.

Posted on May 9th
re: Courtney Love: London (2 comments)

If Miss Piggy were a human. With apologies to Miss Piggy.

Posted on Jan 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.8.14 (19 comments)

So this is who’s buying Jessica SImpson’s fat clothes?

Posted on Jan 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.6.14 (10 comments)

Here we see the head vampire out with his trusty guard dog, Thorn.

Posted on Nov 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (33 comments)

“Make new friends but keep the old. One is silver and the other’s gold.”

Posted on Oct 21st, 2013
re: Rihanna Just Got Us All Killed (22 comments)

These pictures were offensive? I think they’re beautiful. Ya don’t gots ta get naked for great pictures! If nothing else, she’s a gorgeous girl.