re: 'Batman: Arkham Knight' Wants To Say Hi (14 comments)
dayum, what a trailer. they are about to get my money.
re: And Now Back To Mons Pubis (14 comments)
Mons is the new vulva. She’s on-trend.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (19 comments)
Little known fact: before passing away, Dr. Seuss was working on his final book: “one douche, two douche, me douche, you douche”. The text was completed, but the illustrations were not. This photo could seal the deal.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (8 comments)
oops, I dropped the ball again…i’m so clumsy today Bregje…
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (31 comments)
for the last time woman–SNORT the cocaine…don’t eat it!
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (43 comments)
Ah, so this is what people really mean when they say they have to wake up “butt ass early in the morning”. I always assumed it was a euphemism–turns out it’s an actual temporal phenomenon.
re: It's The Emma Stone Nude Selfie That Isn't Emma Stone, According To Emma Stone (21 comments)
I thought Reddit disproved this already (tattoo, etc)?
re: “Don’t cry, Mavis. The doctor said it’s denim poisoning, but I can still live a full and rewarding life.” (2 comments)
re: Those Are Kendall Jenner's Nipples (30 comments)
look at that vacant facial expression–at least they had the good sense to put her on barbiturates before making her do this–she’ll recall very little of the experience
re: Kristen Stewart Wrote A Poem (78 comments)
Ha, when this shows up in my inbox, Gmail directs it to the SPAM folder. Correctly:
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
… I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,