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Posted on May 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.10.13 (17 comments)

did she post this pic in 1973?

she’s always looked a little bit like a bizarre elf to me. I mean, we’d all fuck her, I’d just be looking around for the other Tolkien characters after I walked out of the shower.

Posted on May 9th
re: Snoop Lion Used To Be An Actual Pimp (21 comments)

“city to city, titty to titty”. I think I have a new sig file quote for my work gmail account.

Posted on May 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.7.13 (10 comments)

wait, I thought Steven Tyler cancelled Aerosmith tours for the next few weeks?

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.24.13 (14 comments)

dammit, I gave this guy a dollar today, and he’s richer than me!

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (8 comments)

good lord, her ass has its own ass!

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (17 comments)

He must be very insecure about his height. Here he is posing with little people, and in his other recent film, the co-star was a teddy bear.

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (9 comments)

I liked the other Bar better.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: 'Thor: The Dark World' Has A Trailer Now (22 comments)

when did Russell Brand start playing Loki?

Posted on Apr 19th
re: I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects (71 comments)

I actually vote for keeping him alive, getting information, then letting dick cheney play torture games with him for the next 10 years or so while they slowly amputate his legs and arms and castrate him. then release him into the street in kendall square with a sandwich sign that says “boston bomber, 2013, have at me”