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Posted on Jul 28th
re: Rihanna Ruined Jay Z's Marriage (19 comments)

I used to think Rihanna was a narcissist, but everything is pretty much about her.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (21 comments)

Slater Trout’s neckbeard is out of control. Looks like they’re back together.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (33 comments)

One wonders what our primitive ancestors thought of sky phalluses.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

“Siri, ejaculate on me”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)

“ha, yeah, so I didn’t look too carefully below the hijab, you got me. I did totally get sucked off by your brother back there. lesson learned”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (18 comments)

wait, was this a desert before the photo was taken? this is crucial info.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)

And at this point, the Genie spoke softly in Brett’s ear and said “if you’re not happy with your wish, just recall that I’m a Genie, and when you ask to hook up with “a wild 21 year old”, be mindful to be more specific”.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Is Selena Gomez A Lesbian Now? (6 comments)

If Bieber was her only other significant other, then hasn’t she always been a lesbian? She probably had the strap-on in that relationship.

I didn’t know the Situation read this site!

awesome. watched that show for several years and never seen a woman make it very far, despite some super-fit competitors. that was amazing.