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Posted on May 24th
re: Happy Memorial Day Weekend (14 comments)

Sorry to let you down, Fish. I was too cheap to pay for wifi on my flight.

Posted on May 23rd
re: the-crap-we-missed-0523-24 (16 comments)

Looks like somebody ordered the hot lunch.

Posted on May 23rd
re: the-crap-we-missed-0523-23 (15 comments)

+1

Posted on May 23rd
re: Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee (30 comments)

I realized I’m paying about $70 a month essentially so my kids can watch 30 minutes of cartoons a day, so hello HTPC and US proxy service!

Posted on May 23rd
re: It's Anne Hathaway's Camel Toe (16 comments)

I clicked full-size and felt compelled to serve my monitor with linguine in a nice white wine sauce.

Posted on May 23rd
re: The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven (71 comments)

See, that’s just sad…

Posted on May 23rd
re: The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven (71 comments)

Agreed. I mentioned yesterday how it blows my mind to think that faith-based education is actually telling people that the world is flat, the sun revolves around it and it’s only 4000 years old. No one ever tried to pass that nonsense off on me in school. My curriculum was well-versed a round planet circling the sun that is over 4 billion years old, among other science-y stuff.

Posted on May 23rd
re: The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven (71 comments)

You’re welcome, fuckers :)

Posted on May 23rd
re: Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee (30 comments)

I never thought I’d agree with the PTC, though a lot of it might have to do with their reasonable proposal of unbundling channels as opposed to their usual craziness. If I don’t want to watch this mind-killing crap, I shouldn’t have to pay for it. Or I’ll pay to watch German professionals. Either way, it would be my choice.

Posted on May 23rd
re: Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee (30 comments)

No shit. It drives me nuts when I see people doing that, but I feel giddy and hopeful at the same time.