re: Why Did Sandy Hook Happen? Because Nancy Lanza Was An Idiot Survivalist (211 comments)
Not even gonna comment on this story cuz clearly more than enough has been said in this thread. I just really, really, want to know….
Do conspiracy theorists have a way of setting up their internet to give them alerts on all the “hoaxes” and “shams” they’re currently into, whenever someone happens to write about it? Cuz they just seem to show up. How would they know to come to a titty site? Do they google these things everyday while eating their breakfast of Cheerios and tears? I’m honestly super curious…
Ha! I realize now my non-comment comment is actually kind of a comment. Go figure! Sometimes my wiliness just sneaks the fuck up on ya doesn’t it?
re: Chris Hemsworth Shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond (2 comments)
Garment racks? But this implies the wearing of clothes. I see no reason why clothes ever be necessary when in his immediate vicinity. I always imagined we’d be naked. Deliciously, wonderfully naked, at all times. Mmmmm…..I’m sorry. Blacked out for a second there. What were we talking about?
re: Aaron & Sam Taylor-Johnson: 'Anna Karenina' London Premiere (1 comments)
I love when celebs bring their children to premieres!! Dad’s suit is still a little big on him though hahahah—- Say what now? *puts on glasses* *reads caption* Oh. Oh dear.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.10.13 (18 comments)
Add another to Fish’s Pregnancy Watch List. Or do you only qualify for that if you DON’T eat your emotions? I’ve never been clear on the rules…
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.20.13 (20 comments)
Leopard Shoes: “I cannot be-lieve this skinny, white-trash girl got a man and my fine-ass self got stood up by D’Marion AGAIN!!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.16.13 (25 comments)
I didn’t know they allowed Seeing Eye Dogs to be so small…
re: Rihanna: Kadooment Day 2013 Part 2 (2 comments)
Yes because hugging Daddy is exactly what one should do after a long, arduous day of butt fucking and binge drinking. “Oh don’t be silly Daddy, that’s just sweat you’re smelling! Salty, delicious sweat…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.24.13 (20 comments)
The “Amber Alert” practically writes itself…
re: North West. The Bastards Actually Named The Kid North West. (79 comments)
If at 18 her first porn movie isn’t called “North West goes South”, something has gone terribly awry in Kris Jenner’s marketing plan…
And yes I said first. As in first of many cuz seriously? This poor kid is fucked.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (17 comments)
“You are famoose actor?! Oh! Dis ees American yoke, yes? I vill try yoke too”….
“I am not prostitute.”
Hahaha! Dis ees so simple! I try again…
“I am a woman.”
Hahahaha eets so easy! I love American humor!