re: Aaron & Sam Taylor-Johnson: 'Anna Karenina' London Premiere (1 comments)
I love when celebs bring their children to premieres!! Dad’s suit is still a little big on him though hahahah—- Say what now? *puts on glasses* *reads caption* Oh. Oh dear.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.10.13 (18 comments)
Add another to Fish’s Pregnancy Watch List. Or do you only qualify for that if you DON’T eat your emotions? I’ve never been clear on the rules…
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.20.13 (20 comments)
Leopard Shoes: “I cannot be-lieve this skinny, white-trash girl got a man and my fine-ass self got stood up by D’Marion AGAIN!!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.16.13 (25 comments)
I didn’t know they allowed Seeing Eye Dogs to be so small…
re: Rihanna: Kadooment Day 2013 Part 2 (2 comments)
Yes because hugging Daddy is exactly what one should do after a long, arduous day of butt fucking and binge drinking. “Oh don’t be silly Daddy, that’s just sweat you’re smelling! Salty, delicious sweat…”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.24.13 (20 comments)
The “Amber Alert” practically writes itself…
re: North West. The Bastards Actually Named The Kid North West. (79 comments)
If at 18 her first porn movie isn’t called “North West goes South”, something has gone terribly awry in Kris Jenner’s marketing plan…
And yes I said first. As in first of many cuz seriously? This poor kid is fucked.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.19.13 (17 comments)
“You are famoose actor?! Oh! Dis ees American yoke, yes? I vill try yoke too”….
“I am not prostitute.”
Hahaha! Dis ees so simple! I try again…
“I am a woman.”
Hahahaha eets so easy! I love American humor!
re: The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams (2 comments)
So this is what a Kardashian would look like if there was no Satan.
re: Pregnant Jessica Simpson In Westwood (1 comments)
This is seriously the slimmest I’ve seen her in years, pregnant or otherwise…