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So this is what a Kardashian would look like if there was no Satan.

This is seriously the slimmest I’ve seen her in years, pregnant or otherwise…

Careful fellas, it’s an optical illusion!! Sure it looks like you can hit it from the back but keep in mind that once you’re in position, you’re still 12 feet from the hole!

A Come-hither pose OR a strategic penis cover-up?? Hint: It’s both.

Ugh *whose life. Jesus H Macy, I’m never gonna hear the end of this

I don’t remember the gamut of Star Trek series ever looking this exciting. But then again I’m a girl who’s life involves having sex. We all have our crosses to bear…

Um…..how sure are we that she’s pregnant and not the unfortunate sufferer of a record-breaking tumor…? Those things can have hair and nails too you know…

Kris Jenner: “That could be arranged.”

The comments should’ve stopped after this. Awesome.

I’m thinking the crowd here may be a bit old for a Mean Girls reference…Then again this crowd does like their girls hot and of a questionable-not-quite-sure-she’s-legal age so it’s a toss up.