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Posted on Dec 12th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.12.13 (17 comments)

“Trust me Channing. You aren’t a black guy, you just act like one. Believe me, you can swim. Be one with your whiteness.”

Bloom is objectively speaking, a good looking guy. But he comes off as soft. Bieber is a girl, so really, she didn’t cheat on him, its just lesbian sex.

Posted on Oct 25th, 2013
re: Miranda Kerr Is Single (45 comments)

No surprise, like a famewhore, she married him at the height of his fame. Now that he is a bit actor, she’s ready to move on. She’s pretty, but her shit isn’t all that. Mine, on the other hand, is fan-fucking-tastic.

Posted on Oct 25th, 2013
re: Miranda Kerr Is Single (45 comments)

This is an awesome joke and I’m saddened we have so many retards who missed the joke.

Will Smith needs to send this shitstain to live with Uncle Phil and Aunt VIv.

Posted on Sep 16th, 2013
re: MISS AMERICA'S A GOTDANG TERRORIST! (72 comments)

She didn’t have to be. Good thing this wasn’t a Miss World pageant, it was Miss America. Then again, there’s been a few Miss World’s from India.

Posted on Sep 16th, 2013
re: MISS AMERICA'S A GOTDANG TERRORIST! (72 comments)

Damn, she’s fine!

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.30.13 (25 comments)

She’s a hideous little varmint. And this is her best side…sad.

Posted on Aug 28th, 2013
re: Ashley Olsen Went To John Stamos' 50th Birthday (11 comments)

Lori Loughlin is so so very hot. – Captain Obvious

Man, I used to rub one out to her as a kid. Some things never change.