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I use THIS hand for handjobs.

Actually I am looking at your tits. You mad, bro?

Oh, this is the worst part of the night: when the supermasculine dudes get “drunk” and just “mess around” with each other.

Fucking women. She goes full whore, but still leaves the watch on so that the outfit doesn’t come off with one tug.

That’s one way to attract a flock of black men, right Kim?

It looks like the hung the banana just a little too high for her.

Oh, Nickelodeon and your Halfoween! Grohl, if iCarly comes up pregnant we’re looking at you.

Is that Jonathan Silverman in the back saying what we’re all thinking?

At least he got rid of the little bitch haircut.

Wow! Looks really sexy when you obscure her body and photoshop her face! Oh wait. Everyone does when you do that.