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Posted at 12:32am
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (31 comments)

Um, wrong. My husband had to marry me to get access to the hoo-ha. Now he can have it whenever he wants. See: Marital benefit!! :P

Posted on Sep 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.13.13 (9 comments)

Fantastic singer/songwriter. Love her. Obviously doesn’t realize that wearing this type of outfit will only garner sexual comments (see above), and no appreciation for her brain and musical talent.

Posted on Aug 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.29.13 (18 comments)

Grammar Police: You misspelled “slut”.

Posted on Aug 13th, 2013
re: Jennifer Aniston Just Put On Weight, A Likely Story... (17 comments)

Well, she looks pregnant in every single picture, from every angle, so I’m going to have to agree that maybe finally, after hundreds of false alarms, she is probably actually with child.

Posted on Apr 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.24.13 (27 comments)

Seriously. Bryan Cranston is the most talented actor in the world, and not even he can look convincingly happy in this picture.

Posted on Apr 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.12.13 (15 comments)

Not sure what to call this confusing combination of Mom Jeans and Daisy Dukes…..

Benedict Cumberbatch > Chris Pine.
Is it wrong if I cheer for the bad guy to win?