re: A (Deferred) Word On Why Chrissy Teigen Was Exactly Right About Farrah Abraham (32 comments)
Keep making everyone walk on eggshells, feminists. Just don’t get too upset when society perceives women as overly emotional and irrational. You’re making us look really good.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.17.13 (13 comments)
Did he gain weight?
re: Kim Kardashian's Afraid Kanye West Is Gay (63 comments)
I knew he was a gay cokehead! I’ve been calling this shit from DAY ONE!
re: Beyonce's Probably Fake Pregnant Again (6 comments)
She can fake a billion pregnancies and still no one will give a fuck about her. It’s over Beyonce. Enough with the Pepsi and H&M commercials. Like you really need the money…
re: Taylor Swift Is A Time-Traveling Satan Worshipper (33 comments)
The thing is, these women could not be more different. For one, Taylor Swift talks like a 12 year old, and Zeena talks like a hardened empty shell of a woman who has seen people eat babies. They do, however, have one thing in common…
Everyone knows Taylor Swift is in the illuminati — possibly working as a sex slave — and the illuminati are well-known Satan worshipers.