re: Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not) (42 comments)
Holy shite, Abe Vigoda is still alive!
re: Alexandra Daddario: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (13 comments)
Those might be nipple covers.
re: January Jones: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (3 comments)
I think she had a bad hair day, hence the pissy face; her stylist used way too much product in her bangs. She shoulda just pinned them to the side or thrown on a headband.
re: Sofia Vergara: 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (3 comments)
Her eyebrows are too thick and bushy for my liking, otherwise she looks all woman to me. Gisele is very angular, both her face and body.
re: Selena Gomez Nipple Slip (20 comments)
A dime-size nipple is pretty big. A dime-size areola is pretty small. Anyway, I agree that that’s probably not her nipple; a nipple doesn’t usually sit that near one’s cleavage.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (21 comments)
I don’t think “would dismember and put in suitcase” will catch on with Superficial readers the way “would pee in butt” has.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.2.14 (19 comments)
Blue boobs! That looks excruciating.
re: Hilary Duff's Ass In Skin-Tight Jeans (2 comments)
If your thigh meat bulges out of the rips of your jeans, you need to try the next size up.
re: Rihanna's Butt Crack Threw An After Party (16 comments)
She obviously doesn’t know the fashion rule: sideboob or butt cleavage, never both.
re: Elizabeth Olsen: MET Gala (8 comments)
Her shoulders look huge. A little too Tonya Harding.