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Looks like a young Jerri Blank.
http://3.images.comedycentral.com/images/show_images/600x400_strangerswithcandy.jpg?width=600&height=400&crop=true

Looking at the thumbnail they kinda sorta look like Jax and Tara. However if Demi and her long inky hair weren’t there I probably wouldn’t think so. Charlie Hunnam is hot.

His name is Will Hanigan aka Simranjeet Singh (for reals). Must read:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/10/demi-moore-might-be-dating-an-australian-pearl-diver-and-he-is-amazing.html

Are those Kanye’s leather pants?!

Wow, unflattering and tacky. The peplum makes her torso look boxy; the quilted white bib looks like an oven mitt and flattens her chest; and the sheer fabric + side seams on the skirt look cheap. Couldn’t she find something short and tight that does a better job of showing off her assets?

That looks like a crappy wax figure.

His face looks leathery. Used to be beautiful.

Like her he’ll milk it (them?) for all it’s worth with a weight loss endorsement.

Uh oh, bloated mid-section and skinny lower half, like Amy Winehouse.

This was meant to be a reply to vitobonespur.