re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (28 comments)
Frappucino. Extra cream, sugar and irrelevance.
re: Melissa Gorga Bikini Photos: Miami (2 comments)
Seen here spontaneously shitting her suit after holding it for 3 days
re: Miley Cyrus Topless 23 Rolling Stone Justin Bieber Mike WiLL Made It Ratchet Twerk What's SEO? (58 comments)
Im thinking of creating the ultimate pop culture frankenstein’s monster: Bieber Lohan cyrus kardashian. Its skills will include twerking drunk with a huge deformity of an ass.
re: Dina Lohan In Court With Attorney Mark Heller For Her DUI Arrest (5 comments)
Is he 3’8?
re: Screencaps of Miley Cyrus in Mike Will Made It's '23' Video (4 comments)
I snickered so hard at this
re: Braless Miley Cyrus Wearing a See Through Outfit (4 comments)
“DAT ASS!!!”— no one
re: Miley Cyrus Stopped Following Liam Hemsworth On Twitter Because of January Jones (16 comments)
I’ll take frostbite anyday
re: Anyone Seen That Leather Couch I Ordered? (6 comments)
the only bolder “I’m a cow” statement would be to add horns to her head.
re: MISS AMERICA'S A GOTDANG TERRORIST! (72 comments)
But can she twerk?