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I can’t imagine this was the celebrity endorsement they were looking for.

Looks like Rodman decided to butch it up a bit.

At least it kept her from biting her stitches.

Then later they gave her a ukelele and she sang “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.”

Wouldn’t you be surprised if Nicolas Cage’s kid didn’t turn out this way?

Bravo, my good man.

Me: You wretched wookie-whore!
Silvio Berlusconi: Hey, who’s the fox?!

Hockey garb: check. Missing teeth: check. Creepy leer: check. Cigarette: check. Hand in pants: check. If drives a white van and lives near an elementary school he could be my Uncle Roy.

Absolutely. No reason for kids to be on this site. They’re too pure and we’re too perverse. To Any Guy’s point, if it’s not a boner killer for you, you should probably go kill yourself right now.

Dude, if that’s what you see in that picture you should go get your vagina waxed and watch the Oprah finale.