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Posted on Jul 26th, 2012
re: Madonna Travelling With an Anti-Aging Machine (3 comments)

I can’t imagine this was the celebrity endorsement they were looking for.

Posted on Jul 19th, 2011
re: Serena Williams Loves Those Bikinis and Other News (48 comments)

Looks like Rodman decided to butch it up a bit.

Posted on Jul 15th, 2011
re: 0714-the-crap-we-missed-04 (42 comments)

At least it kept her from biting her stitches.

Posted on Jul 14th, 2011
re: Octomom's Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party (47 comments)

Then later they gave her a ukelele and she sang “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.”

Posted on Jun 8th, 2011
re: 0608-weston-cage-03 (5 comments)

Wouldn’t you be surprised if Nicolas Cage’s kid didn’t turn out this way?

Posted on May 28th, 2011
re: 0526-the-crap-we-missed-06 (34 comments)

Bravo, my good man.

Posted on May 28th, 2011
re: 0527-the-crap-we-missed-01 (70 comments)

Me: You wretched wookie-whore!
Silvio Berlusconi: Hey, who’s the fox?!

Posted on May 27th, 2011
re: Charlie Sheen's Finally Getting His Porn House (37 comments)

Hockey garb: check. Missing teeth: check. Creepy leer: check. Cigarette: check. Hand in pants: check. If drives a white van and lives near an elementary school he could be my Uncle Roy.

Posted on May 27th, 2011
re: 0526-the-crap-we-missed-02 (35 comments)

Absolutely. No reason for kids to be on this site. They’re too pure and we’re too perverse. To Any Guy’s point, if it’s not a boner killer for you, you should probably go kill yourself right now.

Posted on May 27th, 2011
re: 0526-the-crap-we-missed-02 (35 comments)

Dude, if that’s what you see in that picture you should go get your vagina waxed and watch the Oprah finale.