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I got to 3:12 and couldn’t fucking stand it anymore. Anybody beat that?

These are the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard – “I’ll fuck you on the sink; then I’ll get you a drink”

Make sure it’s pee, Kanye. She likes to drink pee.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.18.13 (10 comments)

What Kim Kardashian thinks she looks like from behind.

Posted on Nov 13th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian Covering Baby North's Head With a Blanket (9 comments)

Those poor spanx!

Posted on Nov 13th, 2013
re: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos: Ventura, CA (4 comments)

Seriously, guys – is this attractive? She looks like a fucking duck.

Posted on Apr 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.4.13 (22 comments)

At least his mouth is closed – I’ll overlook the skinny leather pants, moccasins-type sneaker and floor length velour coat WITH hoodie.

Posted on Apr 4th, 2013
re: Amanda Bynes Hides Her Face Under A Fur Hood (1 comments)

Definitely NOT Amanda Bynes. Why would she be at a bank?!?!

Posted on Apr 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.3.13 (23 comments)

Anyone else see Redford’s hambone???

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos: Florianopolis, Brazil (10 comments)

Mama always said you should walk into a coffee table several times before leaving the house in your short shorts.

Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.2.13 (17 comments)

She used to be so cute until she fucked up her face. Blech.

Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.2.13 (23 comments)

Eh, just a little bit of blood spatter…