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Posted on Oct 24th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1024-27 (23 comments)

Hey Ohio – I found that herpes-infected monkey you’ve been looking for.
You’re welcome.

Posted on Oct 6th, 2011
re: 1006-the-crap-we-missed-08 (35 comments)

She’ll bite your dick off!

Posted on Jun 14th, 2011
re: Teen Mom Amber Attempted Suicide (80 comments)

It’s more like an “Idiocracy” prequel.

Posted on Apr 18th, 2011
re: Reese Witherspoon's Chin is Evolving (42 comments)

That’s obviously a chinplant.

Posted on Apr 4th, 2011
re: There's a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now (100 comments)

The Miley sex doll will also bite your dick off.

Posted on Apr 4th, 2011
re: The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 21 (21 comments)

Olivia Munn – She’s kinda hot, but she’ll bite your dick off.