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But what of Coca Cola?

I suggest this any time there’s a defender of whatever dickwad conservative nincompoop who runs his mouth about his “beliefs”: Do the same thing at work. Stand Strong. Go right up to your boss and tell him, “America is going down in flames because teh gay™ is a sin. Also: why male butt sex? I mean, really?! Have you had a vagina lately? They’re the best!”

Do it. Stand strong. Wear your heart on your sleeve.

Yeah, and A&E has every right to suspend and/or fire him. Your point being?

Tim Tebow will strike you down, infidel! Repent!

Posted on Nov 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.20.13 (16 comments)

My guess? George Zimmerman or the Ghost of Corey Haim. Maybe Pauley Shore…maybe Nick Carter.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

If he’s pull guns on unarmed teenagers and his girlfriends, god help the first person who gets in between George and a Angry Whopper combo meal at Burger King. Shit will get real, son!

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

And then Sean Hannity will have an interview with him, followed by a vigorous off-camera session where Sean pours melted butter down Georgie’s buttcrack.

Posted on Nov 19th, 2013
re: George Zimmerman's Guns Just Got Taken Away (108 comments)

Only rabid leftists want to see unbalanced, delusional, and suicidal sociopaths get their guns taken away. Got it.

Tell me this: how often do you write darkly sensual Berhnard Goetz fan-fiction?