re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.23.13 (20 comments)
This is exactly what happened to Violet in Wonka’s factory, they need to take her to the Juicing Room.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.15.13 (9 comments)
Skiing on the slopes of your own ego is actually pretty impressive.
re: The Ridiculous Shit Miley Cyrus Wore Now (20 comments)
I have to admit that her singing with The Roots was surprisingly good:
Happily, there was no Auto-Tuned vulva featured.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (19 comments)
I think this is right after the Kurgan raped Tim Burton in the castle? Whatever…there can only be one.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (12 comments)
“I call this ‘arms abimbo’.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (24 comments)
As neither their fresh, drug-addled corpses nor their Chicago-style hot dogs ended up being “dragged through the garden,” it was a pleasantly surprising night in Vegas.
re: Melissa Gorga Was 'Taken Out Of Context' When She Wrote Husbands Should Rape Their Wives (33 comments)
In fairness, their safe word is “carbonara,” so there’s never enough time for things to get really out of hand.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (12 comments)
“This douche has no vest!” she exclaimed.
So, she tested the douche who was second in line.
“This douche has no hat,” she said.
So, she tested the last douche.
“Ahhh, this douche is juuust right,” she said happily.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (14 comments)
I understand “heavy” days, but that’s the biggest tampon I’ve ever seen.
re: Miley Cyrus Topless 23 Rolling Stone Justin Bieber Mike WiLL Made It Ratchet Twerk What's SEO? (58 comments)
I think it’s a shame and terribly unfair that everyone is focusing on her appearance instead of judging Cyrus on her artistic merits. I, for one, will make it about the music: This song fucking sucks.