re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.22.13 (15 comments)
For some reason I have an urge to see The Dark Crystal again.
re: Alice Eve's Space-Boobs: A Review of 'Star Trek Into Alice Eve's Space-Boobs' (45 comments)
Pegg’s defense of lens flare here is awesome:
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.12.12 (19 comments)
Wow, it actually caused an eclipse.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.4.12 (35 comments)
“There but for the grace of God go I,” thought the turban-wearing, rollerblading guitar player.
re: The Day Elmo Quit Sesame Street (119 comments)
You were doing great at sarcastically pointing out the danger in jumping to conclusions based upon incomplete facts–until you started talking about how/why the resignation went down, and started jumping to conclusions based upon imcomplete facts.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.9.12 (33 comments)
You must take your place in the Circle of Douche.
re: Lindsay Lohan's Assistant Turned Her Into The Police (42 comments)
“Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Turned Her Into The Police”
Dude, she must be a WIZARD
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.7.12 (22 comments)
Yeah, go ahead and laugh – as he and Cynthia Nixon draw closer to merging as one, creating the doughy singularity beyond which events can neither be predicted nor understood.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.5.12 (55 comments)
If only she’d been having Funyuns–a new steamy euphemism could have been added to the lexicon.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.26.12 (44 comments)
When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.