re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (9 comments)
Your move, Ricci [pushes Tupperware containers across table]
re: On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead (237 comments)
You exhibit a strange sort of inverse exceptionalism whereby all bad things are assumed to be uniquely American.
Try reading some car enthusiast magazines, blogs, and forums to understand the truly international nature of reckless/arrogant driving, street racing, etc. Otherwise you’re being as provincial and anti-intellectual as the backwards masses you so loathe.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.23.13 (20 comments)
This is exactly what happened to Violet in Wonka’s factory, they need to take her to the Juicing Room.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.15.13 (9 comments)
Skiing on the slopes of your own ego is actually pretty impressive.
re: The Ridiculous Shit Miley Cyrus Wore Now (20 comments)
I have to admit that her singing with The Roots was surprisingly good:
Happily, there was no Auto-Tuned vulva featured.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (19 comments)
I think this is right after the Kurgan raped Tim Burton in the castle? Whatever…there can only be one.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (12 comments)
“I call this ‘arms abimbo’.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (24 comments)
As neither their fresh, drug-addled corpses nor their Chicago-style hot dogs ended up being “dragged through the garden,” it was a pleasantly surprising night in Vegas.
re: Melissa Gorga Was 'Taken Out Of Context' When She Wrote Husbands Should Rape Their Wives (33 comments)
In fairness, their safe word is “carbonara,” so there’s never enough time for things to get really out of hand.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (12 comments)
“This douche has no vest!” she exclaimed.
So, she tested the douche who was second in line.
“This douche has no hat,” she said.
So, she tested the last douche.
“Ahhh, this douche is juuust right,” she said happily.