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For some reason I have an urge to see The Dark Crystal again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57vaKllPg7k

Pegg’s defense of lens flare here is awesome:

http://collider.com/simon-pegg-star-trek-into-darkness-interview/

Wow, it actually caused an eclipse.

“There but for the grace of God go I,” thought the turban-wearing, rollerblading guitar player.

You were doing great at sarcastically pointing out the danger in jumping to conclusions based upon incomplete facts–until you started talking about how/why the resignation went down, and started jumping to conclusions based upon imcomplete facts.

You must take your place in the Circle of Douche.

“Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Turned Her Into The Police”

Dude, she must be a WIZARD

Yeah, go ahead and laugh – as he and Cynthia Nixon draw closer to merging as one, creating the doughy singularity beyond which events can neither be predicted nor understood.

If only she’d been having Funyuns–a new steamy euphemism could have been added to the lexicon.

When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.