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Posted on Jan 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (9 comments)

Your move, Ricci [pushes Tupperware containers across table]

Posted on Dec 6th, 2013
re: On Paul Walker And Driving Like A Shithead (238 comments)

You exhibit a strange sort of inverse exceptionalism whereby all bad things are assumed to be uniquely American.

Try reading some car enthusiast magazines, blogs, and forums to understand the truly international nature of reckless/arrogant driving, street racing, etc. Otherwise you’re being as provincial and anti-intellectual as the backwards masses you so loathe.

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 10.23.13 (20 comments)

This is exactly what happened to Violet in Wonka’s factory, they need to take her to the Juicing Room.

Posted on Oct 15th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.15.13 (9 comments)

Skiing on the slopes of your own ego is actually pretty impressive.

Posted on Oct 9th, 2013
re: The Ridiculous Shit Miley Cyrus Wore Now (20 comments)

I have to admit that her singing with The Roots was surprisingly good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mjvfnUAfyo

Happily, there was no Auto-Tuned vulva featured.

Posted on Oct 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.4.13 (19 comments)

I think this is right after the Kurgan raped Tim Burton in the castle? Whatever…there can only be one.

Posted on Sep 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (12 comments)

“I call this ‘arms abimbo’.”

Posted on Sep 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.26.13 (24 comments)

As neither their fresh, drug-addled corpses nor their Chicago-style hot dogs ended up being “dragged through the garden,” it was a pleasantly surprising night in Vegas.

In fairness, their safe word is “carbonara,” so there’s never enough time for things to get really out of hand.

Posted on Sep 24th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.24.13 (12 comments)

“This douche has no vest!” she exclaimed.

So, she tested the douche who was second in line.

“This douche has no hat,” she said.

So, she tested the last douche.

“Ahhh, this douche is juuust right,” she said happily.