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Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (12 comments)

Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!

Posted on Jul 17th
re: Courtney Stodden Wore The Lettuce Bikini Again (7 comments)

Yeah, touch her like that, mom. That’s hot.

Posted on Jul 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.15.14 (8 comments)

Earlier….

Leah – Do I look good in this? My ass doesn’t look gross does it?”

JLo – No, no, you look totally hot. *smirk*

Posted on Jul 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.15.14 (16 comments)

She actually might be watchable if she got implants.

Posted on Jul 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (17 comments)

‘Over there, behind the dumpster. Ten bucks and make sure your pants are down when I get there.’

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (11 comments)

It’s the hipster work out!!

1 hour – selecting sufficiently ironic, yet conformist, geek chic workout outfit (who wears black socks to work out? i’m so original.)

5 minutes – do six of those push-ups you saw the seniors doing at the park the other day.

1 hour – post selfies of workout gear and post -workout Starbucks to Instagram with hashtags #fitforlife and #beastmode

Posted on Jun 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.25.14 (26 comments)

S’natural.

Posted on Jun 20th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)

Zero sex appeal. Fuck it, double zeroes.

Posted on Jun 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.19.14 (13 comments)

You said it. Your body just eats those muscles up when you stop the HGH as well.

Posted on Jun 13th
re: Luci Ford Instagram Photos (7 comments)

Meh. In a couple years this trick is going to thank god that strip joints have a Tuesday afternoon shift.