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Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (12 comments)

“Hey!! Hey you!! You wanna see my tits? Hey, don’t walk away! HEY! I’M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!”

Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (5 comments)

Of course you want to bang me, honey. I’m Pierce Fucking Brosnan.

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (13 comments)

I’ll FUCKING SMIZE YOU TO DEATH, BITCH!!!

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (11 comments)

‘Hey! I bet a big, stupid tattoo on my chest will help conceal my pasty, atrophied hipster body and concave pecs!!’

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (22 comments)

Well, I was drunk off my ass but still said “Mikey, you can’t have sex with the chimp. It’s not right.” Mike smiled, chugged a quart of tequila, ripped of his flood pants and said, “Just watch me, bitch.”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (19 comments)

Looks like her tits died trying to escape the rest of her body.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

Not my sisters, don’t care. Plus, mom might get in on the action if you’re lucky.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)

“Ouch! Right in the cooter!!”

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (24 comments)

Aaaand the cancer is back.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (13 comments)

Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!