re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (12 comments)
Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!
re: Courtney Stodden Wore The Lettuce Bikini Again (7 comments)
Yeah, touch her like that, mom. That’s hot.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.15.14 (8 comments)
Leah – Do I look good in this? My ass doesn’t look gross does it?”
JLo – No, no, you look totally hot. *smirk*
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.15.14 (16 comments)
She actually might be watchable if she got implants.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.8.14 (17 comments)
‘Over there, behind the dumpster. Ten bucks and make sure your pants are down when I get there.’
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (11 comments)
It’s the hipster work out!!
1 hour – selecting sufficiently ironic, yet conformist, geek chic workout outfit (who wears black socks to work out? i’m so original.)
5 minutes – do six of those push-ups you saw the seniors doing at the park the other day.
1 hour – post selfies of workout gear and post -workout Starbucks to Instagram with hashtags #fitforlife and #beastmode
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.25.14 (26 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.20.14 (10 comments)
Zero sex appeal. Fuck it, double zeroes.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.19.14 (13 comments)
You said it. Your body just eats those muscles up when you stop the HGH as well.
re: Luci Ford Instagram Photos (7 comments)
Meh. In a couple years this trick is going to thank god that strip joints have a Tuesday afternoon shift.