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Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (13 comments)

I’ll FUCKING SMIZE YOU TO DEATH, BITCH!!!

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (11 comments)

‘Hey! I bet a big, stupid tattoo on my chest will help conceal my pasty, atrophied hipster body and concave pecs!!’

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (22 comments)

Well, I was drunk off my ass but still said “Mikey, you can’t have sex with the chimp. It’s not right.” Mike smiled, chugged a quart of tequila, ripped of his flood pants and said, “Just watch me, bitch.”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (19 comments)

Looks like her tits died trying to escape the rest of her body.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

Not my sisters, don’t care. Plus, mom might get in on the action if you’re lucky.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)

“Ouch! Right in the cooter!!”

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (24 comments)

Aaaand the cancer is back.

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (13 comments)

Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!

Posted on Jul 17th
re: Courtney Stodden Wore The Lettuce Bikini Again (8 comments)

Yeah, touch her like that, mom. That’s hot.

Posted on Jul 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.15.14 (8 comments)

Earlier….

Leah – Do I look good in this? My ass doesn’t look gross does it?”

JLo – No, no, you look totally hot. *smirk*