re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (12 comments)
“Hey!! Hey you!! You wanna see my tits? Hey, don’t walk away! HEY! I’M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (5 comments)
Of course you want to bang me, honey. I’m Pierce Fucking Brosnan.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (13 comments)
I’ll FUCKING SMIZE YOU TO DEATH, BITCH!!!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (11 comments)
‘Hey! I bet a big, stupid tattoo on my chest will help conceal my pasty, atrophied hipster body and concave pecs!!’
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (22 comments)
Well, I was drunk off my ass but still said “Mikey, you can’t have sex with the chimp. It’s not right.” Mike smiled, chugged a quart of tequila, ripped of his flood pants and said, “Just watch me, bitch.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (19 comments)
Looks like her tits died trying to escape the rest of her body.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)
Not my sisters, don’t care. Plus, mom might get in on the action if you’re lucky.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (13 comments)
“Ouch! Right in the cooter!!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (24 comments)
Aaaand the cancer is back.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (13 comments)
Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!