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Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.28.14 (15 comments)

I see she could only afford to have one lip done.

Posted on Mar 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.28.14 (5 comments)

Nice recovery from the previous photo of Lena Dunham. You are forgiven.

Posted on Mar 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.3.14 (16 comments)

“Let us play with your look. Let us play with your LOOK. Let us play with your look…”

Posted on Dec 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.19.13 (11 comments)

The question that needs to be asked is “Why is there a painting of Kerstie Alley on the wall?”

Posted on Dec 11th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.10.13 (23 comments)

Good God I hate to admit this, but he’s only 99% idiot. We don’t know his motives for being there but he IS there. Lohan isn’t there. Twerker isn’t there. Hell, Wyclef and Sean Penn aren’t there. And so I, reluctantly, grant Maple Jesus 1% respect. *opens another beer*

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (14 comments)

“I thought Christmas only came once….” “Can it, Brosnan. I’m 17.”

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.25.13 (22 comments)

“Who’s going to look like me in twenty years? This guy.”

Posted on Nov 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (4 comments)

The cold, hard truth.

Posted on Nov 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (10 comments)

“In Soviet Russia, Comrade Santa licks YOU!”

Posted on Nov 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (10 comments)

Maybe after a few, no, more than a few beers… *turns on the Barry White playlist*