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Posted at 12:31pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (2 comments)

No mention of Khloe carrying her red purse? You are slipping Fish.

Posted at 12:26pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (3 comments)

So are we officially calling vaping “smoking pole” now? That’s what I get from this photo.

Posted at 12:24pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (3 comments)

“I will break you…”

Posted at 12:23pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (6 comments)

Does his License Plate actually say GAY…

Posted at 12:22pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (7 comments)

“This… this is what I wanted my nose to look like… Why is that so fucking hard?”

Posted at 12:20pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (7 comments)

So…. Lena Dunham doesn’t even get a mention??

Posted on Jul 24th
re: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has A Trailer (42 comments)

In my best Superficial-Marvel-Comic-Avengers-Nerd voice that you have in my head… “She isn’t his secretary! Gawd…”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (32 comments)

Somewhere in California, Pimp Mama Kris is making the pregnancy cow call to Kimye. Time to get our spotlight back!

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

Does anybody remember In Living Color when Damon Wayans played a prisoner with a ridiculous vocabulary that made no sense? Yeah, that.

I guess money really doesn’t buy hot chicks, huh?

Looks like it buys trannys though. Who knew? Hank Baskett.