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Posted on Apr 22nd
re: GOOP Is Nothing But A Common Debtor (22 comments)

Even better when you’re structured as a pass-through entity. Then company losses offset part of your salary. Everybody wins except the tax man.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (27 comments)

I think Kirk is going to outlive him.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Here's Your 'Creationist Cosmos' (44 comments)

What is an “atheist zealot?”

See Dawkins, Richard.

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (6 comments)

Don’t tell me that Jack in the Box is taking advertising cues from that 187 water junk.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (10 comments)

On the left, I believe.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (19 comments)

Ah, yes. Somebody too young to remember the epicness of the WWF (now WWE) in the 80s. Back when pro wrestling was dangerously close to becoming mainstream. Good times.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Taylor Swift's Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her (14 comments)

I thought the proper term was “Thora Birch-ing her career,” but that’s a quibble.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now (66 comments)

I picked up on it as well. Comedy gold.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old (72 comments)

Would a Scot recognize # as the number sign like an American would? Just asking.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (12 comments)

I know I’ve been hanging out here too long when getting Botoxed in the face reminds me of this:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/free_botox_contest-11-2008