re: And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson (78 comments)
And apparently no one gets a gold star.
EDIT: Ho Lee Fuk, an edit function! Thanks, Fish!
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (26 comments)
I never thought I’d see anything like that north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Disclosure: I’m an SC native.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (34 comments)
I like meaty thighs like that, so yeah.
re: Jenny McCarthy's Acting Like She Quit 'The View' (60 comments)
I think it’s time to start calling her “Typhoid Jenny.” And she does have nice tits, even if they are store-bought.
re: That's Kelly Osbourne's Butt? Shut Up (17 comments)
Meh. Aimee Osbourne is the hot sister.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (20 comments)
I’ve wondered why they don’t go to Disqus or Livefyre or one of the other “comments for your website” services.
re: Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye's Wedding (32 comments)
I’ve got to go contrarian on the prop bet – I’m taking the over.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (32 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.6.14 (39 comments)
Dammit, Photo Boy. Just dammit.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.5.14 (17 comments)
One can only hope that Jamie-Lynn’s expression is a combination of shock and disgust and not derpface. Though my vote is derpface.