re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (6 comments)
Don’t tell me that Jack in the Box is taking advertising cues from that 187 water junk.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (10 comments)
On the left, I believe.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (19 comments)
Ah, yes. Somebody too young to remember the epicness of the WWF (now WWE) in the 80s. Back when pro wrestling was dangerously close to becoming mainstream. Good times.
re: Taylor Swift's Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her (14 comments)
I thought the proper term was “Thora Birch-ing her career,” but that’s a quibble.
re: Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now (66 comments)
I picked up on it as well. Comedy gold.
re: James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old (72 comments)
Would a Scot recognize # as the number sign like an American would? Just asking.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (12 comments)
I know I’ve been hanging out here too long when getting Botoxed in the face reminds me of this:
re: Yeah, Well How Would Nick Cannon Like It If I Wore Blerkface Ba Derp Herp Derp (110 comments)
The best part is that Nick Cannon has a shout out on his Instagram account to Robert Downey Jr. for donning blackface in Tropic Thunder and calling out the difference between humor and hate.
So context matters. Who knew?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (14 comments)
I always enjoyed Dick DeBartelo’s articles for MAD.
re: Kim Kardashian Wants You To Believe She Can Fit In Kylie Jenner's Bikini (59 comments)
Complete dork moment:
Weight is a function of gravitational pull and is distinct from mass. So on Mars, which has a gravity of 0.38 times that of Earth, KK would weigh 134.5 lb.
For the math challenged, that means she weighs 355.5 lb on Earth.
There’s a joke in there about fattening up for slaughter, but I’m not smart enough to make it.