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Your time in the academy is making you cynical.

I’ll have to remember to keep my windows rolled up if I drive through Amherst. UMass may try to throw a PhD diploma in the back seat otherwise.

I hereby proclaim this Team America: World Police viewing day.

Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (19 comments)

Just remember, the dude with the ears laid the smack down on Donald Sterling and is the best major pro sports commissioner in North America. Of course, when your competition is Roger Goodell, Bud Selig, and Gary Bettman, it’s hard not to win by default.

Posted on Dec 4th
re: 'We Are Not Living In A Post-Racial Society' (124 comments)

Last I checked, selling bootleg cigarettes wasn’t a capital offense.

Posted on Dec 4th
re: 'We Are Not Living In A Post-Racial Society' (124 comments)

OK, I can’t help but feed the troll.

Never mind that the NYPD banned choke holds OVER 20 YEARS AGO precisely because they’re dangerous and tend to kill people. In any other field, performing a banned action that resulted in death would be at least negligent homicide.

Like this would be the first time a Star Wars character dressed in Stormtrooper armor as a disguise :/.

Posted on Dec 1st
re: Let The War On Christmas Begin! (32 comments)

Excerpted from Article VI of the U.S. Constitution:

“The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.”

Posted on Aug 28th
re: And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson (79 comments)

And apparently no one gets a gold star.

EDIT: Ho Lee Fuk, an edit function! Thanks, Fish!

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (26 comments)

I never thought I’d see anything like that north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Disclosure: I’m an SC native.