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Posted on Aug 28th
re: And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson (78 comments)

And apparently no one gets a gold star.

EDIT: Ho Lee Fuk, an edit function! Thanks, Fish!

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (26 comments)

I never thought I’d see anything like that north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Disclosure: I’m an SC native.

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (34 comments)

I like meaty thighs like that, so yeah.

Posted on Jun 27th
re: Jenny McCarthy's Acting Like She Quit 'The View' (60 comments)

I think it’s time to start calling her “Typhoid Jenny.” And she does have nice tits, even if they are store-bought.

Posted on Jun 23rd
re: That's Kelly Osbourne's Butt? Shut Up (17 comments)

Meh. Aimee Osbourne is the hot sister.

Posted on Jun 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.5.14 (20 comments)

I’ve wondered why they don’t go to Disqus or Livefyre or one of the other “comments for your website” services.

I’ve got to go contrarian on the prop bet – I’m taking the over.

Posted on May 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (32 comments)

The joke

Your head

Posted on May 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.6.14 (39 comments)

Dammit, Photo Boy. Just dammit.

Posted on May 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.5.14 (17 comments)

One can only hope that Jamie-Lynn’s expression is a combination of shock and disgust and not derpface. Though my vote is derpface.