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Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (6 comments)

Don’t tell me that Jack in the Box is taking advertising cues from that 187 water junk.

Posted on Apr 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.11.14 (10 comments)

On the left, I believe.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.8.14 (19 comments)

Ah, yes. Somebody too young to remember the epicness of the WWF (now WWE) in the 80s. Back when pro wrestling was dangerously close to becoming mainstream. Good times.

Posted on Apr 8th
re: Taylor Swift's Parents Are Katherine Heigl-ing Her (14 comments)

I thought the proper term was “Thora Birch-ing her career,” but that’s a quibble.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: Farrah Abraham Writes Erotica Now (66 comments)

I picked up on it as well. Comedy gold.

Posted on Apr 3rd
re: James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year-Old (72 comments)

Would a Scot recognize # as the number sign like an American would? Just asking.

Posted on Apr 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.1.14 (12 comments)

I know I’ve been hanging out here too long when getting Botoxed in the face reminds me of this:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/free_botox_contest-11-2008

The best part is that Nick Cannon has a shout out on his Instagram account to Robert Downey Jr. for donning blackface in Tropic Thunder and calling out the difference between humor and hate.

So context matters. Who knew?

Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (14 comments)

I always enjoyed Dick DeBartelo’s articles for MAD.

Complete dork moment:

Weight is a function of gravitational pull and is distinct from mass. So on Mars, which has a gravity of 0.38 times that of Earth, KK would weigh 134.5 lb.

For the math challenged, that means she weighs 355.5 lb on Earth.

There’s a joke in there about fattening up for slaughter, but I’m not smart enough to make it.