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When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you.

If she learned one thing from Tom, it was jazz hands.

I see the hound, where’s the fox?

Are we sure this isn’t one of Katie Price’s children?

I thought groupies were a thing of the past.

So it’s Uranus, not the sun that blinds people.

Who wants to play ‘find the things wrong with this picture’?

Since when does Buddha wear pants?

Suddenly I want a teapot for Christmas.

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!

… U Can’t Touch This.