re: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos: Malibu (6 comments)
“People still steal car radios, you know. How do you think I got this suit?” (Dances.)
re: Adrianne Curry's Christie Monteiro From 'Tekken' Cosplay at Comic-Con (3 comments)
Thank god. I always wanted to know what Christie would look like as interpreted by a pasty white 48-year-old chain-smoking mother of two who, in between coughing up tar and drinking cooking sherry tries to seduce her son’s teenage friends by offering them handjobs after school while muttering about how she “looks young for 30.” Adrianne Curry, you make dreams come true.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.11.12 (24 comments)
D.L. Hughley IS the Five Percent.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.11.12 (33 comments)
“I have a career? Based on what?”
re: Lindsay Lohan Poses With A Handgun For Terry Richardson (25 comments)
Don’t…don’t tease us, biscuit. Just imagine it’s a crack pipe or some hotel owner’s cock.