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Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (4 comments)

“Ohmygod, Mr. Kotter…there was so much blood and whateva. I’m so confused.”

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (7 comments)

“Franklin the Turtle: The Lean Years”

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (14 comments)

It’s Cultural Appropriation Barbie! Now with Overt Racism!

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (7 comments)

Jeremy Renner working out in West Hollywood? Now I’ve heard everything.

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (19 comments)

“Dis how Tuvok look.”

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (19 comments)

The “Wheels, Ontario” Sex Ed Special

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (32 comments)

Jack and Jill 2: DownsHill Racer.

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (40 comments)

It’s the Cuntleesi.

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (35 comments)

Okay, we have to clear something up here. Coco, can I call you Coco? You’re not Marylin Monroe. You’re barely Dr. Marvin Monroe. You are a square-headed hillbilly with slightly less square breasts. You’re like one of the Blockheads from Gumby, if the Blockheads had a massive thyroid problem and an ass made from two ostrich skin wallets stuffed with cheese curds. You are not, I repeat not, Marylin Monroe.

Her right tit is valiantly trying to make a break for it.