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Posted on Jun 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.10.13 (26 comments)

His hand made me gag.

Posted on Jun 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.3.13 (21 comments)

Must be prepping for his leading role in the Kevin Federline biopic.

Posted on May 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.31.13 (19 comments)

I thought she was promoting Stay Puft Veneers.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (24 comments)

It looks like Britney’s old body is hiding under his shirt.

Aaron Carter got abs like a dog’s got teats, all willy-nilly.

Posted on Nov 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.26.12 (21 comments)

Ginge Carrey

Posted on Nov 20th, 2012
re: Mitt Romney Looking Like Hell Pumping Gas (15 comments)

“…probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.”

Posted on Nov 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.13.12 (10 comments)

I feel like this is what Rumer Willis was supposed to look like.

Posted on Nov 8th, 2012
re: Lady Gaga Topless Bikini Photos: Rio de Janeiro (21 comments)

After seeing Heidi Montag, this is exactly the kind of body I’d rather be snuggling into. Plus we could probably get high and eat snacks too.

Posted on Nov 5th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.5.12 (18 comments)

Malfoy: The Bi-curious College Years