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What in the Carmen Sandiego hell??

Can you imagine the poor trick who saw her pictures on national TV with RIPs scrolling over it?? Thank gawd this is America and the poor thing’ll get a lawsuit, an Oprah interview, and a book deal. Whew.

“Horrified” is not the word you’re looking for here, Meggers

most. annoying. song. ever.

I still would. I’ve no shame.

Needs more Vunter Slaush

And this, my friends, is the face of mid-life crisis and bitter shame.
“Mine?” she guessed, incorrectly, only to keep on whistling that maddening tune she last heard on the radio, that he, a man before Cobain and nine eleven, could only resent and despise. Like his own youth. Like his own sanity. Like hers. Like hers.

We’re down here, hun

Well, at least there are no visible cankles or flabby arms… which means she’ll be back to uber hotness a few weeks after popping out David Silver’s spawn. Wait did I just support this?

What in goddamned gypsy hell is she wearing?