re: Lindsay Lohan Got Her Ass On A Plane (25 comments)
What in the Carmen Sandiego hell??
re: So This Manti Te'o Business... (35 comments)
Can you imagine the poor trick who saw her pictures on national TV with RIPs scrolling over it?? Thank gawd this is America and the poor thing’ll get a lawsuit, an Oprah interview, and a book deal. Whew.
re: Wow, Motherhood Seems To Have Really Mellowed Out Megan Fox's Bullsh%#t (28 comments)
“Horrified” is not the word you’re looking for here, Meggers
re: Lindsay Lohan Did Whatever The Hell This Is On Jimmy Fallon Last Night (36 comments)
most. annoying. song. ever.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.7.12 (22 comments)
I still would. I’ve no shame.
re: Axl Rose Showed Up To 'Jimmy Kimmel' On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF? (40 comments)
Needs more Vunter Slaush
re: Courtney Stodden Took Her New Face To The Grove (5 comments)
And this, my friends, is the face of mid-life crisis and bitter shame.
“Mine?” she guessed, incorrectly, only to keep on whistling that maddening tune she last heard on the radio, that he, a man before Cobain and nine eleven, could only resent and despise. Like his own youth. Like his own sanity. Like hers. Like hers.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.22.12 (21 comments)
We’re down here, hun
re: Remember How Flat And Awesome And Amazing Megan Fox's Stomach Was In Transformers? (23 comments)
Well, at least there are no visible cankles or flabby arms… which means she’ll be back to uber hotness a few weeks after popping out David Silver’s spawn. Wait did I just support this?
re: Lindsay Lohan Pulled Another Jewel Heist. Allegedly. (52 comments)
What in goddamned gypsy hell is she wearing?