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Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (23 comments)

“Hey look everyone! Her boob fell out!”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Pamela Anderson's Ass Falling Out Of Her Bikini (8 comments)

Holy shit, DiCaprio’s new role is playing Rick Salomon

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now (20 comments)

It wasn’t even that. It’s hilarious how everyone seems to have forgotten that 90% of Britney’s marketing back then was “I’m a virgin until marriage”…ROFL

Except less talent gone to waste

I’m guessing they met at an assault & battery convention or something

Posted on Jul 17th
re: Gwyneth Paltrow at The Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball (3 comments)

BĂ©chamel? Pah! That’s for plebes old boy

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (8 comments)

SECURITY GUARD: “Well technically it IS my job to pat her down right?”

Posted on Jul 17th
re: Gwyneth Paltrow at The Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball (3 comments)

Mrs Paltrow, I promise my sausage produces only the finest quality, organic béarnaise, curated by my balls.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (36 comments)

THIS WEEK ONLY: our special Euro Promo, 250/night.

WARNING: potential side effects include itchy bum, burning firecrotch, freckleitis, accelerated aging and sudden infectious death.

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (8 comments)

He’s looking pretty handsome these days. Jason Segel isn’t bad either.