re: Elisabeth Moss Bikini Photos: Capri (8 comments)
She looks like Macaulay Culkin’s hermaphrodite twin sibling.
re: Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin? (25 comments)
Ughhhhhhhhhh do I really have to choose between hating the cops or Alec Baldwin?
re: MTV Drops Farrah Abraham From 'Teen Mom' For Being A 'Bad Example' (31 comments)
I’ll be honest, I’m attracted to how poor and stupid these ‘Teen Mom’ broads are.
re: Lindsay Lohan Had A Miscarriage, You Guys (61 comments)
I think the father WAS cocaine.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (16 comments)
Wow, her mouth looks like a perfect asshole. Getting head from her must be considered anal sex.
re: Who Could Possibly Want Lindsay Lohan To Blow Them (Finish The Sentence) A Kiss? (16 comments)
At least she doesn’t forget to cup the balls.
re: Remember When DJ Wouldn't Eat Because She Got Invited To A Pool Party Then Fainted At The Gym? (16 comments)
Ugh, fuck me, I do remember that. She was hitting that stationary bike pretty hard.
re: What's That Dang Ol' Miley Cyrus Doin' With Her Bergina Now? (18 comments)
They say 90% of all bills in circulation in the US have traces of coke on them and I’m willing to bet 100% of all bills have Miley’s vag taint on them.
re: Scarlett Johansson: 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' UK Premiere (4 comments)
I’ll let Ken Cosgrove do my talking for me: