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Posted on Apr 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (9 comments)

My year’s going great! I almost got laid two times so far, but then they turned the light on…

Great one!

Posted on Nov 26th, 2013
re: Aubrey O'Day: The 2013 American Music Awards (7 comments)

So…judging by all the pictures five women attended and one woman sang; there are lesbian clubs in deepest Mississippi that get more action than that.

Posted on Nov 22nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.21.13 (27 comments)

I’ll always love SMG no matter what she looks like.

Brilliant!

Posted on Oct 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.29.13 (22 comments)

Sean Bean, just off camera to the right, and pissed at getting killed again too soon in a major entertainment event, decided to exact some form of petty revenge and has just told Dinklage that the Shire’s not a real place.

Posted on Oct 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.29.13 (17 comments)

I always knew Charles Barkley was a coke fiend.

Posted on Oct 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.29.13 (16 comments)

I’m guessing she’s not in a New York frame of mind.

Posted on Oct 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.29.13 (22 comments)

I wouldn’t want to kiss lips that were once wrapped around Julius Caesar’s dick.

Posted on Oct 18th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.18.13 (12 comments)

Stepford Wife, meet Stepford Husband.