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“If you only had steroids, lettuce, and kick boxing – no wine and no French fries, you, too, would be in utter misery. Fuck off!”

Is he trying to pull a John Hamm here? Believe me, I am disturbed that I leaned forward to see if that really is Larry King’s dick dangling down in his pants. My eyes are pissed off at my brain for making them look.

We, I mean she, should be grateful there isn’t a butt stain.

Kourtney Korn Hole

Yoda’s son?

No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.