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E.T.? When did you become an old man?

Posted on Nov 8th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 11.8.12 (28 comments)

“If you only had steroids, lettuce, and kick boxing – no wine and no French fries, you, too, would be in utter misery. Fuck off!”

Posted on Oct 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12 (39 comments)

Is he trying to pull a John Hamm here? Believe me, I am disturbed that I leaned forward to see if that really is Larry King’s dick dangling down in his pants. My eyes are pissed off at my brain for making them look.

We, I mean she, should be grateful there isn’t a butt stain.

Posted on Oct 12th, 2012
re: Kourtney Kardashian Had a Wardrobe Malfunction on Her Balcony (4 comments)

Kourtney Korn Hole

Posted on Jul 13th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.13.12 (52 comments)

Yoda’s son?

Posted on May 23rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.23.12 (39 comments)

No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.