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Posted on May 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.12.14 (26 comments)

I don’t advocate divorce…except in this case. Gee Whiz!

Posted on Mar 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (11 comments)

Wow, Dem jeans be struggling to stay alive! 20,000 pounds of pressure per square inch right der!!!

Posted on Nov 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.5.13 (27 comments)

OMG!! A ninja, geisha, florist, and beekeeper all in one person.

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2013
re: Kanye Doesn't Want A Prenup, Thinks They're 'Tacky' (54 comments)

Kanye rawdogged Kim K. Rationality is clearly not his forte…

Posted on Oct 22nd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.21.13 (12 comments)

Over or under, she last gave a BJ five years ago? I say within the last year (throwing up in my mouth).

Posted on Aug 28th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.28.13 (11 comments)

Sorry lady he doesn’t eat sushi…but he will eat a plump, juicy hot-dog. And don’t forget the Fosters and anal lube.

Posted on Aug 8th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.7.13 (16 comments)

He’s been giving rimjobs on the first date since 1969…

Posted on Aug 8th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.7.13 (14 comments)

You can tell by the glossy sheen of her boob. I love implants more than anything, but I still would not touch this one!

Posted on Jul 30th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.30.13 (23 comments)

Where do you want me to cum again?

Posted on Jul 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (16 comments)

CANKLES!!!