re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.5.13 (27 comments)
OMG!! A ninja, geisha, florist, and beekeeper all in one person.
re: Kanye Doesn't Want A Prenup, Thinks They're 'Tacky' (54 comments)
Kanye rawdogged Kim K. Rationality is clearly not his forte…
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.21.13 (12 comments)
Over or under, she last gave a BJ five years ago? I say within the last year (throwing up in my mouth).
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.28.13 (11 comments)
Sorry lady he doesn’t eat sushi…but he will eat a plump, juicy hot-dog. And don’t forget the Fosters and anal lube.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.7.13 (16 comments)
He’s been giving rimjobs on the first date since 1969…
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.7.13 (14 comments)
You can tell by the glossy sheen of her boob. I love implants more than anything, but I still would not touch this one!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.30.13 (23 comments)
Where do you want me to cum again?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (16 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (4 comments)
You can just tell by the look on his face that he is obsessed with anal.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.25.13 (20 comments)
She does it for me. She really does it…