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Posted on Jan 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.27.14 (19 comments)

Totally. She has the shape, brains, and charisma of a door, but with all that delicious leg you could open a KFC.

+1 this pic of her towering over Bruno Mars:

http://www.j-14.com/posts/10-photos-of-taylor-swift-towering-over-other-stars-16582/photos/taylor-swift-tall-1-6436

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

As long as you got that first sentence, it’s all good.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

Welp, I tried being courteous, but you insist on being a douchebag, so fuck it.

First of all, do you see that Reply link after a comment? When you want to reply to a specific comment, click on that, rather tha—actually, I take that back. Don’t click on Reply. In fact, don’t leave any comments here, ever. Stick to twerking in front of the mirror while Beyoncé and her attention-whore ilk warble insipid, incoherent lyrics over simplistic beats and stolen, sorry, “sampled” bits of other people’s music.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

no argument there

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

U mad, bro? Don’t take it personally, IB. If cont. R&B rocks your boat, good for you. At least we agree that god loves tits and that Beyoncé is a hot piece of ass.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

She’s a hottie, no doubt. But that “urban contemporary”/”Contemporary R&B” “music” needs to die a violent death. I loves me some straight-up funk, soul, old-school R&B, hip-hop, rap, etc. but this shit is just plain awful.

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2011
re: 0701-the-crap-we-missed-14 (23 comments)

AGAIN: ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING MIDGETS

Posted on Apr 1st, 2011
re: Candice Swanepoel is Too Skinny For Victoria's Secret (289 comments)

I’ve thought about it and I still think you’re an idiot

Posted on Apr 1st, 2011
re: 0401-jon-hamm-scruffy-03 (1 comments)

“Stoned I am so dude right now…”