Profile

Latest Comments

Posted on Jun 2nd
re: Eva Green: Banned 'Sin City' Poster (22 comments)

Point taken. The NYPost is a total rag, but in this one instance, they summed up nicely how many feel about “The Dreamers”.

Because it was not, by any objective measure, that year’s best film. Perhaps you should’ve hash-tagged “PersonalFavoriteOf2004″ instead.

Posted on Jun 2nd
re: Uma Thurman's Toes Are Quentin Tarantino's Now (9 comments)

Perfect pairing of overrated douchebags

Posted on May 31st
re: Eva Green: Banned 'Sin City' Poster (22 comments)

You need to see more movies then. It got mixed reviews at best (61% on Rotten Tomatoes) and 0 nominations for any major awards. The New York Post summed it up well: “A kind of art-house Showgirls — which actually exceeds Showgirls in its self-indulgence, shallowness and sheer stupidity.”

But whatever. Tits!

Posted on May 30th
re: Eva Green: Banned 'Sin City' Poster (22 comments)

Nothing beats a 23-yo Eva Green in her first film, “The Dreamers”. Her funbags were like howitzers.

(Close-up of le hoo-hoo at 9’39″)

http://www.buzzy.fr/video/Eva-Green-nue-dans-The-Dreamers

Skip the film, though. Pretentious snoozefest

Posted on Jan 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.27.14 (19 comments)

Totally. She has the shape, brains, and charisma of a door, but with all that delicious leg you could open a KFC.

+1 this pic of her towering over Bruno Mars:

http://www.j-14.com/posts/10-photos-of-taylor-swift-towering-over-other-stars-16582/photos/taylor-swift-tall-1-6436

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

As long as you got that first sentence, it’s all good.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

Welp, I tried being courteous, but you insist on being a douchebag, so fuck it.

First of all, do you see that Reply link after a comment? When you want to reply to a specific comment, click on that, rather tha—actually, I take that back. Don’t click on Reply. In fact, don’t leave any comments here, ever. Stick to twerking in front of the mirror while Beyoncé and her attention-whore ilk warble insipid, incoherent lyrics over simplistic beats and stolen, sorry, “sampled” bits of other people’s music.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

no argument there

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

U mad, bro? Don’t take it personally, IB. If cont. R&B rocks your boat, good for you. At least we agree that god loves tits and that Beyoncé is a hot piece of ass.

Posted on Jan 27th
re: Beyonce Broke The Internet (37 comments)

She’s a hottie, no doubt. But that “urban contemporary”/”Contemporary R&B” “music” needs to die a violent death. I loves me some straight-up funk, soul, old-school R&B, hip-hop, rap, etc. but this shit is just plain awful.